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Words you can use instead of swear words.

Valley_floyd_redValley_floyd_red
edited November 2009 in General Charlton
I quite enjoyed the moderated forms of swearwords on the match thread this afternoon. I used:

Crikey!

Flipping heck!

Blimey!

Anymore?

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    BDLBDL
    Naff

    Bog off

    Shergar
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    fatkitfatkit
    muddyfunster
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    aliwibblealiwibble
    Buggrit! (only works written down mind)
    Darn
    Rollocks
    Bloomin' heck
    and my personal favourite for use in front of my niece and nephew - BUM!
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    bumholes!
    gonads
    poxy
    toilet
    pony
    Jekyll
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    creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    my all time fave and I use it quite a lot (especially when the kids are around) is GOON!
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    BDLBDL
    Smudger??
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    JohnBoyUKJohnBoyUK
    zut alors
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    Clem_SnideClem_Snide
    Ballcocks
    Merde
    'Arris
    Do Do
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    MarcoMarco
    heilig scheit
    heilig kak
    (sorry to any Dutchies reading)
    I particularly enjoy the way 'klootzak' fits any situation too.
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    Valley_floyd_redValley_floyd_red
    I think swearing in a different language is still swearing.
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    SilentAddickSilentAddick
    frickin, oi!
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    StigStig
    Feck, Queynte, Fecking Queynte
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    thewolfboythewolfboy
    Assios is spanish for toilet (not sure if the spelling is right) but it makes a nice cussing sound with all the "ssss."
    So when someone cuts me up on the motorway they get an "Assssssios" from me! That tells 'em!
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    BDLBDL
    If we're going foreign then

    Va ta en coulais
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    aliwibblealiwibble
    I remember during one of the World Cup tournaments (probably Italia 90 come to think of it), ITV news had footage of a load of Italian fans jumping up and down chanting "Argentina! Vaffanculo!" which my italian speaking friend from Sixth Form had previously explained basically translates as "Go f*** yourself. Strangely enough it was missing from the next bulletin.
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    SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    Lummy!
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    MortimericianMortimerician
    fupp
    chunt

    e.g Jermaine Defoe is a rat faced fupping chunt.
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    Robbo on the wingRobbo on the wing
    Is bollocks a swear word?
    Good word. Can be used to describe either good or bad.
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    Kap10Kap10
    foofin ell
    bollards
    scheiss
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    SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    edited November 2009
    Jodrell.
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    johnnybev1987johnnybev1987
    Jog on as opposed to FUCK OFF lol
    Do 1
    Numpty
    Sunday Driver ( this is one i invented but it hasnt caught on yet, basically a C**t)
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    Can-addickCan-addick
    I've just been subjected to the same episode of Thomas and Friends three times in a row by our three year old.

    So, "cinders and ashes"!
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    _MrDick_MrDick
    My grandmother was always saying 'Mucking Hell'
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