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Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
edited December 2009 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
First of the Month.


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  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Stop copying my facebook status.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    oooh get to open the first window of my Cadburys advent calender!...today is a good day.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]oooh get to open the first window of my Cadburys advent calender!...today is a good day.

    Beware.Gave my little rascal the first choccy this morning and put the calender out of reach, or so i thought.Went upstairs for 10 minutes and came down to find the said rascal on top of the sideboard with hands & face covered in cadburys finest.So we're now up to the 12th of December!
    Christmas comes round so fast these days. Grrrrrrrr.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    [cite]Posted By: carly burn[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]oooh get to open the first window of my Cadburys advent calender!...today is a good day.

    Beware.Gave my little rascal the first choccy this morning and put the calender out of reach, or so i thought.Went upstairs for 10 minutes and came down to find the said rascal on top of the sideboard with hands & face covered in cadburys finest.So we're now up to the 12th of December!
    Christmas comes round so fast these days. Grrrrrrrr.

    lol, i'll try to not give in to temptation!
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,474
    White rabbits!
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    One pill makes you larger
    And one pill makes you small
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,474
    And the one that mother gives you
    Don't do anything at all.
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]First of the Month.

    A punch and a kick....for being so quick
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    Go ask Alice
    When she's ten feet tall
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    But..........
    If you go chasing rabbits........
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    And you know you're going to fall
    Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
    Has given you the call
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    For those who wonder "WTF ?"

    http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/White-Rabbit-lyrics-Jefferson-Airplane/7109AE560A05F54748256BF40008120A
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/White-Rabbit-lyrics-Jefferson-Airplane/7109AE560A05F54748256BF40008120A
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    O....K.....but what has it got to do with the first day of the month?!
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]O....K.....but what has it got to do with the first day of the month?!

    Oh c'mon Gary, thats like asking "What have millwall got to do with football ?".
    ;-)
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Im so confused. I need to sit down.....
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]One pill makes you larger
    And one pill makes you small
    [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]Im so confused. I need to sit down.....

    ;-)
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    "White Rabbits" is a phrase you are meant to say on the first day of the month to bring good luck.

    And according to the very unreliable Wikipedia it originated in Bromley which would explain why Soundas knows about it.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]Im so confused. I need to sit down.....

    Feed you mind
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Oh i get ya!....i've never heard of that phrase before.

    Must be an old mans saying ;-)
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  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,474
    Or old womans!

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