“"A good man always knows his limitations” “Go ahead, make my day” “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.” “You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?” Clint Eastwood Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. Oscar Wilde I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. Oscar Wilde I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Groucho Marx Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. Groucho Marx Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere
Richard Vernon: You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.
John Bender: Eat my shorts.
Richard Vernon: What was that?
John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts.
And from the other Charlton: "You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah damn you, God damn you all to Hell". (As an aside, I wonder how many films the Statue of Liberty appears in, I think the latest is 'Cloverfield').
"Who's Motorcycle is that?"
"It's not a motorcycle, baby, it's a Chopper"
"Then, who's Chopper is that?"
"It's Zed's"
"Who's Zed?"
"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead."
"It's classified, I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you."
"You take Sugar?"
"No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough."
"Are you frightened?"
"Yes"
Not nearly frightened enough."
[cite]Posted By: Exiled_Addick[/cite]"Who's Motorcycle is that?"
"It's not a motorcycle, baby, it's a Chopper"
"Then, who's Chopper is that?"
"It's Zed's"
"Who's Zed?"
"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead."
. Easily the best of the bunch! You've said but not a one liner!
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Newman (laughing) 'Can't swim? Hell the fall'll probably kill you!'.
Both: WHOOOOOOAAAAA
Frying Tonight! Carry on Screaming
Oi! stop chucking those bloody spears Michael Caine Zulu
Lets get em boys! Billy boy, Clockwork Orange
"Who put orange juice in my orange juice?"
“Go ahead, make my day”
“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
“You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?” Clint Eastwood
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde
I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Oscar Wilde
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere
Groucho:That's the most nauseating proposition I've ever had
John Bender: Eat my shorts.
Richard Vernon: What was that?
John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts.
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"It's not a motorcycle, baby, it's a Chopper"
"Then, who's Chopper is that?"
"It's Zed's"
"Who's Zed?"
"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead."
"It's classified, I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you."
"You take Sugar?"
"No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough."
"Are you frightened?"
"Yes"
Not nearly frightened enough."
"Run Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste."
"Would everybody stop getting shot!"
Nothing succeeds like a budgie without any teeth. Benny Hill.