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Charlton Life Christmas Cryptic Quiz

Sco
Sco Posts: 2,623
edited December 2009 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I did one of these last year, hope it is suitably occupying.

These clues should lead you to seven surnames associated with Charlton...

1) He can't put anything in his memory since he ate a curried otter.

2) My Insane Doctor is American.

3) Real men don't eat quiche twice. M.Flanaghan

4) Avoid Winslet, she menstrual. T.Caton

5) He didn't go missing in Top Shop.

6) His joint was made famous by a nose!

7) A feminine place to keep livestock. - A.Barness
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  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Go Sco!
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    7) Barness
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    Just noticed a typo on number 3 and Covered End is right.
  • Low_Ears
    Low_Ears Posts: 692
    3) Flanagan
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    love it !

    4 Tommy Caton ??
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    2 Madden ?
  • Mike Ammann 2
  • 5 it has to be Rob Elliot House of Elliot shop and missing Maxwell ie Robert.
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    1) Talal El Karkouri...
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: Covered End[/cite]7) Barness

    Yep
    [cite]Posted By: Low_Ears[/cite]3) Flanagan

    Yep and...
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]4 Tommy Caton ??

    Yep
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  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Anyone else clever enough to to work some of these out?
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    1) Rommedahl...
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    [cite]Posted By: RedZed333[/cite]1) Rommedahl...
    Tarka!!
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: RedZed333[/cite]1) Rommedahl...
    [cite]Posted By: Salad[/cite]Tarka!!

    Yep!

    I thought the first two where the toughest - maybe number two is a bit obscure "Good Morning Campers" may help....
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    2. Madoc - Mendonca?
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    5) Burton...
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    2 Richard Rufus !!
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    The people who, guess, can I please get your rationale? I get the Burton one, but not the Rufus one...
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]The people who, guess, can I please get your rationale? I get the Burton one, but not the Rufus one...
    What's a rationale...?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    edited December 2009
    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]The people who, guess, can I please get your rationale? I get the Burton one, but not the Rufus one...

    Godd morning campers - Ruth Madoc
    American - US
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  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    Dick Rufus = Dr = Doctor...Rufus = Rufus T Firefly = an insane Groucho Marx character in Duck soup...
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: RedZed333[/cite]5) Burton...

    Yep
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]Godd morning campers - Ruth Madoc
    American - US

    Yep

    Just number 6 now: Don't cry for him....
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    made me think of Gonzalo Sorondo leadig to Gonzo of the muppets for a nose connection then remembered Sorondo is Uruguayan
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    It was a loan...
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    edited December 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: RedZed333[/cite]5) Burton...

    Yep
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]Godd morning campers - Ruth Madoc
    American - US

    Yep

    Just number 6 now: Don't cry for him....
    Juan Cobián....Cobian is a clothes brand that has a 'Toes on the Nose' range...
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    I love the way RedZed's mind works!

    Last clue...Les Reed was popular at this time...
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    6 Omar Pouso ?


    Very clever Sco, great quiz mate
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    No, Les was actually popular at this time; he was just about to leave us.
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    I've been through every player from that period and I can't find an Argentinian connection, unless that clue was a ruse. Are you including tea ladies...?
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    Scott "Nosey" Parker?
    Paul "Konch"eskey?

    Maybe the "cry" is a reference to Wolves not Argentina?