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Twatter

Off_itOff_it
edited December 2009 in Other Football and Sports
Isn't it the case that it's always the biggest a*seholes who have the overblown sense of self-importance to think that people need to have inane hourly updates of whatever it is they are doing.

Nobody cares that you're on the train. Nobody cares that 1905 a fat bloke with smelly breath is sitting opposite you, or that it's raining where you are. GET A F*CKING LIFE!

As nolly would say, "discuss".

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  • RedZed333RedZed333
    edited December 2009
    Thanks for the update...
  • Off_itOff_it
    [cite]Posted By: RedZed333[/cite]Thanks for the update...

    That would be funny ....... if you'd done it properly.
  • StigStig
    Where are you now Off-it?

    (seriously you're right - it's just tosh)
  • Off_itOff_it
    edited December 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Sitting on the bog, backing one out.
  • Off_itOff_it
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Just on the paperwork now.
  • Off_itOff_it
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Now just waiting for the cistern to fill up for a second flush.
  • Off_itOff_it
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Three flushes and some extensive brush work, but all done now. Phew.
  • RedZed333RedZed333
    Are you still on the train...?
  • Valley_floyd_redValley_floyd_red
    I find it quite useful for pre-match updates but I have to agree, people really do put too much useless crap on there. If you don't like it the best thing to do is to just not use it. Or get rid of the tweets you can't be arsed with.
  • RedZed333RedZed333
    edited December 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Three flushes and some extensive brush work, but all done now. Phew.
    Sounds like you're getting your twitters mixed up with your bLOGs....
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  • falconwood_1falconwood_1
    I love Twatter, but then I do have an overblown sense of self-importance.
  • RedZed333RedZed333
    [cite]Posted By: falconwood_1[/cite]I love Twatter, but then I do have an overblown sense of self-importance.
    Do you have smelly breath too....?
  • QatarNapsyQatarNapsy
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Sitting on the bog, backing one out.
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Just on the paperwork now.
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Now just waiting for the cistern to fill up for a second flush.
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]Where are you now Off-it?

    Three flushes and some extensive brush work, but all done now. Phew.

    Get a sweat on there ?
  • Off_itOff_it
    It was a messy job - but someone had to do it!
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    @afka. Smashed. Sweating like Off It in a jump suit, ears buzzing, and the knowing expection that having the equivelent of 9 limes in my beers tonight is going to lead to gut rot of epidemic proportions in the morning. Typing this in a desperate attempt to keep myself awake. Goodn
  • BDLBDL
    Over the 140 limit Dan.
  • northstandstevenorthstandsteve
    Twitter=Sad fuc**rs
  • KetmanKetman
    Another application that is for kids like Faceache.
  • WSSWSS
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]Another application that is for kids like Faceache.
    How much did/do you promote your dj'ing etc on FB mate?

    It's ok if the plus 40s don't get it, keep communicating with pigeons and smoke signals.
  • northstandstevenorthstandsteve
    us over 40's dont wear cordruoy jackets ;-)
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  • WSSWSS
    Lol. You nob.
  • northstandstevenorthstandsteve
    christ mate your wardrobe must be like a aladdins cave
  • KetmanKetman
    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]Another application that is for kids like Faceache.
    How much did/do you promote your dj'ing etc on FB mate?

    It's ok if the plus 40s don't get it, keep communicating with pigeons and smoke signals.

    Just from a different era fella that's all, don't get the iphone thing either myself, it's only a feckin phone, you use it for making calls. As for Faceache, does anyone actually use it anymore? Think twitter will go the same way within 12 months.
  • AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    Not a twit, but I do faceache. Use it every day, have got business through it, re-connected with long lost school mates and relatives, found out about gigs, arranged meets etc. Plus have a bit of fun and banter with people - just like on here.

    Anyone who spends more than £20 on a mobile phone of any kind is a tit - FACT. ;-)
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Use facebook to look at birds. Nothing like a good perv during the evening.

    I dont get Twitter, no pictures.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    Twitpic?
  • McLovinMcLovin
    Waste of good net porn time.
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