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Saying Goodbye To His Horse

DA9
DA9 Posts: 11,109
edited December 2009 in Not Sports Related
Funniest news report in years. especially the 5th Paragraph


woooooooaahh boy, steady

Lunatic

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  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,451
    What has someone got to do to get a prison sentence?
  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,369
    Can you imagine the Judge's face when his brief said this:

    "It is not for me to put an explanation forward as he can't explain it either."


    UP THE BORO!
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 27,143
    Putting aside the whole beastiality angle for a second, considering the size of the teeth on your average horse, that's a pretty risky way to get your kicks. I'm surprised they didn't section him for his own safety.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,282
    Reminded me of this:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4748292.stm
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,733
    If I'm reading that right, he made the horse give him a blow job. I could think of safer places to put my old bill.
  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,972
    puts a whole new meaning to the phrase "bucking bronco"!
  • better red than dead
    better red than dead Posts: 491
    I've heard of getting your oats but this is ridiculous, It gives a whole meaning to the phrase "nose bag"
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,733
    Remids me of the guy who was found guilty of sex with a dog.

    "How low can you get?" enquired the judge

    "Yorkshire Terrier" replied the man
  • Cuff
    Cuff Posts: 308
    Or the bloke convicted of sex with a goat
    When asked if it was male or female he replied
    "Female of course, I'm not a f***ing puff"

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