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AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
edited December 2009 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I'll open the offerings with Jimmy Floyd Piggybank's autobiography.

The saving grace is that I know it was only a pound in matalan
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  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    was it your main present mate?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    [cite]Posted By: nolly[/cite]was it your main present mate?

    Still trying to work that out. I presume it was either the chocolate orange or the slippers. Pretty sure it wasn't the rubber gloves or the dust cloths.
  • ColinTat
    ColinTat Posts: 2,794
    I love a man in rubber gloves.

    JFH. OMG. I'd put him up there with Andy Cole as 'enigmatically' stupid; the effort the Independent must put in to make Andy Cole's 'opinion' must be epic.
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    Nothing too bad yet but still time, Although Jnr. did get me matching Charles Buchan tea and hip flasks. West Stand here I come!!
  • NathanPrior
    NathanPrior Posts: 3,577
    My gf got me 3 pairs of socks and a diet kit :(
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    diet kit lmfao! is that to fit in the socks........?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,593
    edited December 2009
    I got a bottle opener from Oz, made from a pair of Kangaroo bollocks. not sure if it the best or worst. I will add a photo later.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    I can beat all these.

    My brother in law got me... A Palace Mug.

    Cheeky prick
  • budgie
    budgie Posts: 633
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]I can beat all these.

    My brother in law got me... A Palace Mug.

    Cheeky prick

    I'll have it.
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    your have two then.
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  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    A Palace Mug? Just go to Sellout Park, the place is full of em in the ground...............
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    No Simpsons gear this year Dan?
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    You got presents?
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    Bart Simpson slipper socks - were my only present from my kids. My wife and I have a present non-proliferation treaty in force....:-(
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    I will add to the list with a pair of fuschia coloured ladies slippers. Size 4.

    I am male, dont wear slippers and a size 8, other than that they were perfect.
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,865
    The 'Steam Engines of Paraguay' DVD.

    I don't even like trains.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    [cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]The 'Steam Engines of Paraguay' DVD.

    I don't even like trains.

    !!! LOL
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    An 8oz block of marzipan (wtf)

    I haven't a clue what thats about.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited December 2009
    Blimey dave that's a DVD title to make your heart sing eh :-)
    The people behind the making of that must have realised early on they were on to a winner with a title like that
    ;-)
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    edited December 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]I can beat all these.

    My brother in law got me... A Palace Mug.

    Cheeky prick


    should have hit him with it
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  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    My missus presented me with a mug with a painting of horse on it, the head of which forms the handle. I have no idea what possessed her and don't think my acting skills were quite good enough to hide my bemusement.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    Tickets to wigan v blackburn for this afternoon from the mrs dad! A lift to the valley would have been better!
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    I got my Dad the 2007-2009 highlights DVD! :-)
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    NSS got a nice Toupe from his son, very fetching.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    My mum bought my a nice work shirt - in "slim fit".

    No point getting that one out of the packet then!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    A little plastic bag laughingly titled "Mens Essential Travel Kit". All that was in it was bloody hand cleaning wipes like you'd get free on a plane anyway. 'kin £ shop joke.
  • (1984)
    (1984) Posts: 337
    A £10 cheque from my Nan.

    Chances of me ever remembering to take it to the bank, approximately zero.
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    [cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]The 'Steam Engines of Paraguay' DVD.

    I don't even like trains.

    I bet you've already been whispered on here by people trying to buy that off you ;-)
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    Funny you should say that uncle........
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,865
    [cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]The 'Steam Engines of Paraguay' DVD.

    I don't even like trains.

    I bet you've already been whispered on here by people trying to buy that off you ;-)

    We haven't watched it yet. Might save that for a family evening tonight.

    Anyone want to come round?

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