I know that "Beloved *unt" is going to take some beating, but there's so many good 'uns.
From the last series, Jeff in a neck brace, "You gotta tell Suzie I was in a car accident".
or from and earlier one:
Larry after his shoes were nicked at a bowling alley: "What kind of man steals someone elses shoes"?
Reply: "A man with shoes like that".
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"You're black and your last name is Black? That's like if my name was Larry Jew."
Great call. The fantastic thing is that as you read the words, it's Larry David's voice in your head. That's a mark of how good it is.
Lunatic outside cinema: "You are a self-loathing Jew" - Larry'd response: "Oh, I hate myself but it has nothing to do with being Jewish"
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'Cock, Cock, Grandma!, Jism!, Cock!'
from the Tourettes restaurant opening are my faves
Recently when he tells the doctor the 13 year old girl he went to dinner with gave him a rash was legendry...
Groats desease...
"You don't give Jason your pen! You don't give Jason anything that can be inserted!"
and
"Should'nt I be wha.... Taking my mthr fking chinese food and eating it in my mthr fking room? Thats what I'm gonna do Larry."
Has to be the funniest, cleverest sit-com ever.
Fave episode: Krazee-Eyez killa: Are you my Caucasian?! Cool-De-La!
Looking forward to series 7 on DVD!
"So what if she's a Republican - I'd F%£K her with a Bush mask on" (Jeff)
Tell ya, once you get into all the characters you can't get enough of it - I'm "addickted"
Yeah, but (am I on my own here) something about her that makes me think she'd be a bit nawty in the bedroom. Obviously Cheryl for the looks, but Susie for the rough stuff!
Leon's lines are genius.
F*ck his whole a$$hole up, eat snicker bars, throw trash on the ground and then you step out his a$$--
And you leave that aSShole wide open so that motherfucker knows you been there"....
...if you know the episode its the one where Larry has been abused by a skinhead racist/anti-semite at the doctors, the above is Leons advice to Larry what to do next timerather than just back down....
....Larry takes the advice and has a go at someone he believes to be another skinhead racist, again at the doctors........the guy is going through chemotherapy!!!!
Anything with Leon or Susie is classic. CYE has to be my favourite comedy at the moment.
Earlier in that scene....
Larry: "Ejaculate."
Leon: "Ejaculate?"
Larry: "Ejaculate!"
Leon's lines are genius.[/quote]
Earlier in that scene....
Larry: "Ejaculate."
Leon: "Ejaculate?"
Larry: "Ejaculate!"[/quote]
Not Ejacolate, EJACULATE!
Jeff is my favourite character in the show.
When hes at the dinner table saying he didnt sleep with BamBam....so funny
The mention of crazy-eyes killa just had me laughing embarassingly loud just at the though of it....