Guess what the building below is?
It's a new Prison in the UK !
Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ Work
You spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle / office
@ Prison
You get three meals a day - fully paid for
@ Work
You get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it
@ Prison
You get time off for good behavior
@Work
You get more work for
Good behaviour
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself
@ Prison
You can watch TV and play games
@ Work
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ Prison
You get your own toilet
@ Work
You have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat
@ Prison
They allow your family and friends to visit
@ Work
You aren't even supposed to speak
To your family
@ Prison
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ Work
You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ Prison
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ Work
You spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
They're called managers
Now get back to work! You're not getting paid to check emails.
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