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Premiership teams to merge?

Chizz
Chizz Posts: 28,330
edited January 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
In a shock announcement today, Manchester United PLC declared itself bankrupt and unable to repay its massive loan debt.

Simultaneously, a further announcement from mega rich Manchester City confirmed the two clubs will merge this coming weekend and become known as Manchester C'united.

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  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    edited January 2010
    That site is utter shite. I think I've been directed to about forty stories on there in the past couple of years - and not one of them is remotely funny. It's like a really, really crap version of The Onion, crossed with Viz.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]That site is utter shite. I think I've been directed to about forty stories on there in the past couple of years - and not one of them is remotely funny. It's like a really, really crap version of The Onion, crossed with Viz.

    Never seen it before but after a quick look I'm going to agree with Leroy.

    Note to editors: Making up a word like "C'united" which looks a little bit like a rude word for ladies private bits isn't really all that funny.
  • olster
    olster Posts: 1,397
    edited January 2010
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]That site is utter shite. I think I've been directed to about forty stories on there in the past couple of years - and not one of them is remotely funny. It's like a really, really crap version of The Onion, crossed with Viz.

    not much comes close to the onion though.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]That site is utter shite. I think I've been directed to about forty stories on there in the past couple of years - and not one of them is remotely funny. It's like a really, really crap version of The Onion, crossed with Viz.

    Never seen it before but after a quick look I'm going to agree with Leroy.

    Note to editors: Making up a word like "C'united" which looks a little bit like a rude word for ladies private bits isn't really all that funny.

    Don't fanny around Henry, tell it as it is!
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Henry doesn't beat around the bush does he?
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    [cite]Posted By: olster[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]That site is utter shite. I think I've been directed to about forty stories on there in the past couple of years - and not one of them is remotely funny. It's like a really, really crap version of The Onion, crossed with Viz.

    not much comes close to the onion though.
    Tru dat - it was maybe an unfair comparison to make. Maybe a better one would have been the rip-off mags that came out trying to be Viz a few years back - 'Smut' springs to mind
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    Is it alright if I tell you at the Harltepool game?

    OK, See you next Tuesday
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]Henry doesn't beat around the bush does he?

    I would carry on this thread but I'm in a hurry, so must gash.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Minge.
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,757
    This thread needs to be HAIRed in PUBlIC imho
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    [cite]Posted By: Addick Addict[/cite]This thread needs to be HAIRed in PUBlIC imho

    Don't get in a flap about it
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    My lips are sealed.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Clit aint the end of the world.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    Now you're just taking the piss
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Who did Tampax Bay Rowdies merge with ?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    I hope it wasnt the Washington Redskins
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Well it definitely wouldn't have been the Chicago White Sox
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Time for bed better go draw the beef curtians..

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