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Chilly in South London tonight (the Palace in admin joke thread)

SE9SE9
edited January 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
minus 10 in Crystal Palace lol

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  • rate that!
  • It turns out that the Administrators were called in after Simple Simon's last ditch attempt at raising funds failed miserably yesterday. Wearing a hoodie and sunglasses to protect his identity yesterday, Simon cagily stepped into a private clinic:

    "I'd like to donate some sperm" he said to the receptionist.
    "Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
    "Yes" replies Simple "you should have my details on your computer".
    "Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?"
    "Why do I need help?" asked Simple . The receptionist replies
    "Well, it says on your record that you're a useless w***er....".
  • For our leader......
  • The Sainsbury's is apparantely being turned into a Costcutter.
  • Sung to the tune of "this old man"

    P-A-L-A-C-E
    Sounds like F**king debt to me
    With a nick knack paddywack jordan's on his own
    Ocean finance on the phone
  • [cite]Posted By: JT[/cite]Sung to the tune of "this old man"

    P-A-L-A-C-E
    Sounds like F**king debt to me
    With a nick knack paddywack jordan's on his own
    Ocean finance on the phone

    Very Good
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