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Money making idea

Off_itOff_it
edited February 2010 in Not Sports Related
Watching the adverts on daytime telly has given me a cracking idea.

I'm going to apply for a loan with easy repayments - maybe even one of those 2000% payday loans - buy some tatty gold jewellry, send it off in an envelope to someone I've never heard of hoping for cash in return, get involved in an accident that wasn't my fault on the way to the post box - maybe by falling over on a wet floor - and then apply for 100% compensation via some 100% lawyers.

Easy money.

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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    I'd make this Members Only in case someone nicks your idea.
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    creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    Make sure you compare on the web for the best deal, and watch out for Meerkats!
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    Chirpy RedChirpy Red
    Nothing new. How do you think the Liverpool economy keeps going?
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    Covered EndCovered End
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]Watching the adverts on daytime telly has given me a cracking idea.

    I'm going to apply for a loan with easy repayments - maybe even one of those 2000% payday loans - buy some tatty gold jewellry, send it off in an envelope to someone I've never heard of hoping for cash in return, get involved in an accident that wasn't my fault on the way to the post box - maybe by falling over on a wet floor - and then apply for 100% compensation via some 100% lawyers.

    Easy money.

    Thanks for that idea, beat you to it.

    National Accident Helpline 0800 556 557 :-)
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    cafcjojocafcjojo
    Surely the best money making idea at the moment is to sleep with a Prem footballer, I would not sniff at the £250K payday which follows.
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    MortimericianMortimerician
    Dragons-Dent-Duncan-Bannatyne.jpg

    I'm intrigued. Tell me more. What revenue are you projecting for 2012.
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    Sussex_AddickSussex_Addick
    Cash4Gold just sent me £350 for a lump of iron pyrite.

    Fools.
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    Oggy RedOggy Red
    [cite]Posted By: Sussex_Addick[/cite]Cash4Gold just sent me £350 for a lump of iron pyrite.

    Fools.

    Definitely fools gold. These days, you have to be on your mettle.
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Sussex_Addick[/cite]Cash4Gold just sent me £350 for a lump of iron pyrite.

    Fools.

    Definitely fools gold. These days, you have to be on your mettle.

    No need for you to stick your ore in
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    LenGloverLenGlover
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Sussex_Addick[/cite]Cash4Gold just sent me £350 for a lump of iron pyrite.

    Fools.

    Definitely fools gold. These days, you have to be on your mettle.

    No need for you to stick your ore in

    You've always SMELT a good deal Henry!
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Just hope it pans out well for Off It.
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    LedgeLedge
    lol Offy i think you're on to something here
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    Exiled_AddickExiled_Addick
    I hate to piss on your bonfire Offy, but my mother-in-law has done all those things and more and she's still broke, so it may not be as lucrative a venture as you think.
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    probably only get a few nuggetts at best.
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    vancouveraddickvancouveraddick
    [cite]Posted By: Sussex_Addick[/cite]Cash4Gold just sent me £350 for a lump of iron pyrite.

    Fools.

    Leaf it out.
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    IAIA
    I opened this thread wondering what idea Mooney was making. D'oh
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    windscreenwindscreen
    One Mooney is bad enough...sod going into full production!
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    Sussex_AddickSussex_Addick
    There's some comedy gold in this thread
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