My not so amazing and friendly Polish next door neighbours decided it would be an amazing idea to buy 3 chickens and a rooster, not little ones either, all of them are massive and make so much noise it's unreal. I h.ave no idea what they've got them for as the people who actually live in the house are never in, their fire alarm also goes off regularly for a good 15-20hours a time as nobody is in to turn it off.
Anyway, who reckons my initial idea of luring the chickens into the garden then beheading the f****** is a good one.
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I don't think me, or any of my housemates are in any sort of position to be complaining about noise.
Well, not officially anyway.....
Oddly enough, their are little to no foxes around where I live in Hull.
I can only assume the polish population ate them all!!
;-D
What you could do is download some chicken sound effects and play them randomly and loudly between trance/indie tracks when your having an all night bender. Presuming the fowl sleep through the night that should make your point
Mixing some chicken effects into the dnb/dubstep could be pretty hillarious though!
I still think I'm gonna behead the little shits.
Their still going at it right now, oh well, not much chance of me getting this work done now, may as well crack a can open
question:
We are considering keeping chickens at home. We live in a typical suburban new built house with a 40 foot garden. Our garden is sided by other houses. Our only concern is the chickens annoying our neighbours with noise. We have no intention of keeping a cockeral, only hens. Advice and opinions please.
answer:
Hi there, they make very little noise.
A few happy clucks when you let them out in the morning, even happier clucks when you give them a treat and if something scares them then they will make a louder cluck. The happy clucks are quiet and nice to listen to.
They make less noise than my neighbour's dog, stereo and teenagers playing guitar!
sounds to me like if your neighbours chickens arnt making a few happy clucks then theres a problem and they are not getting a treat, maybe they are being mistreated. by beheading them you will probably be giving them a better life especially as they are suppose to make less noise than your stereo
i live in hull and want an annoying chicken
Woooh, less of the 'garbage' when refering to trance!
So they need to cut the cockerel off?
LOL RSPCA would be on you like a flash mae but yea its a good idea. I dont understnad y anyone would get chickens they have to be pretty rubbish pets.
LOL. You have got to wonder about some people! Looks like the bloke is still looking. If Stu's neighbours aren't around much perhaps he should contact this guy and tell him to help himself.
Perhaps that's why they bought them. Revenge ?
Eggs??
They're very pleasant pets anyway
Chickens aren't noisy at all in my experience, it's the rooster that's the problem. Unless these are Giant Chickens as suggested by your first post, in which case be careful you don't anger them - vicious. :-O
The chickens won't be tasty and the rooster's probably too old to be worth killing and eating
I got woken up this morning
Chickens gone
Nothing to do with me like.....
When I tell you all how tasty one of them was!!
A fibre rich diet normally sorts this problem out Fanny!