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  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    After celebrating a goal my personally engraved zippo bounced down the aisle, when calm had been restored someone had lifted it, I then spent the next couple of minutes standing at the bottom of H/J block berating everyone & accusing them of nicking my lighter, probably not the brightest thing I have ever done as there were a few neanderthals that I had a pop at.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,241
    [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]At a celebrity match at the valley, the one with stan boardman early 90s, the goalie bob the bobcat bevan was about to take a goal kick and I blew my klaxon horn and he did a massive air kick and fell on his arse.

    that has me really chuckling!
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,999
    [cite]Posted By: CafcAndy[/cite]Sex in the west stand bogs.

    Classy i know.

    I once read an erotic story in the esteemed adult education brochure known as Razzle (I'd obviously bought it for the motoring articles) in which a bird described quite graphically how she'd been rogered in the toilets at The Valley - thought those stories were made up, perhaps not after all!
  • 101
    101 Posts: 2,456
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]After celebrating a goal my personally engraved zippo bounced down the aisle, when calm had been restored someone had lifted it, I then spent the next couple of minutes standing at the bottom of H/J block berating everyone & accusing them of nicking my lighter, probably not the brightest thing I have ever done as there were a few neanderthals that I had a pop at.

    I think i can remeber this when you acused one bloke the reaction after the had been acused was priceless as i think he said its just a lighter mate. I am sure this was the same day if not it was one incident very similar and had me in stiches :-).
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,557
    Made love with a stranger I bumped into on the west stand concourse , in the lavatory .
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    [cite]Posted By: Shag[/cite]Made love with a stranger I bumped into on the west stand concourse , in the lavatory .

    was it CafcAndy? lol bump up :)
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,936
    Ponced a cigarette off someone making love in a west stand lavatory
  • D_F_T
    D_F_T Posts: 1,154
    Not sure if it counts as crazy but when The Valley was derelict I went into the old Covered End (minus roof) with a girl and we had sex, good, dirty sex.

    I can truly say that I have scored in The Covered End at The Valley!
  • found an engraved zippo, gave a light to someone who ponced a cig off someone who just had sexytime in the toilets.
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    [cite]Posted By: paulbaconsarnie[/cite]found an engraved zippo, gave a light to someone who ponced a cig off someone who just had sexytime in the toilets.

    LOL

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  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,879
    I was once brave enough to eat one of the Greasy Joe burgers from the trolley at the top of the East Terrace in the late 70s and lived to tell the tale.
  • 12th Man
    12th Man Posts: 49
    Told jay to shut the f**k up. Ooooppppssss