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[cite]Posted By: Groucho78MFC[/cite]I would. Arse, minge, arse, minge, arse, minge, then splooge in her ear! And she'd be grateful for the attention too.
[cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]Blubberfest? Thats a bit harsh, it might be her metabolism.
[cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]Algarve, a larger lady?....mate, you could house a small chinese family inside her.
[cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]Stu of HU5 probably has....
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now thats funny
LOL - very good Plaaayer.
I don't mind a larger lady, but she isn't particularly good looking either, so it's a no.
Saw the trailer for the film last week, Mrs. Algarve and I agreed it looked like a right pile of old pony.