I met the one on the right at the Valley. Nice lady. I think she must be a Man united fan, because she was wearing one of their green and yellow scarves.
Nigella is proper MILF. The only woman that can make a cookery show look like Porn. The answers Yes, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Delia, no. Sorry love, you look far too much like my mates Mum...and that would be just plain wrong.
this tv cook is better http://www.zimbio.com/Sophie+Dahl/articles/tOhixIhfEID/Nick+Gilmartin+Move+Over+Nigella+Sexy+Sophie , or one of these http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qmLMxcfuA7w/Sp7MZwYazNI/AAAAAAAAB8E/JRPg7piNfu0/s400/two-fat-ladies_l.jpg
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and Delia's a no thanks im on a diet, past it's sell by date for me
Nigella's not a Would Ya - of course ya would
Delia, no thanks.
The one thing though is the name. What could you shorten it to? Nige for gods sake?!!?
But yes I would Nigella, ella, ella eeh
And a dirty great no to Delia
Delia, on the other hand - good one. Personally it's a 'no' for me - though I bet she bangs like a screen door in the wind.
I'd imagine she's pretty roper without all the tv makeup etc - she's a maybe
DeliA is a big no no no
No way jose for Delia
Delia, no. Sorry love, you look far too much like my mates Mum...and that would be just plain wrong.
Gilf double cream on top yes
thats not so wrong ;o)
Plus they would cook a mean breakfast.
Yep
Old Moose delia not even in her younger days!
Delia, probably as she'll cook you a good breakfast.
She's a bitch.
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Yes to Gordon but no to Jamie.