I was going to post about this. Obviously I would, but is there really any need for her to be reading poetry?! Every week she appears to disappear further and further up her own backside. And how she ever felt it appropriate to marry that piano-playing dwarf is beyond me.
[cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Mmmmm... Her and Nigella, at the same time. Jesus Christ I think I've just messed myself!
I did consider it a pity that the top she was wearing last night hadn't made it on to one of Nigella's shows...
Superb sort, if I could get her to read Charlie and the Chocolate factory by her Grandfather to me whilst I was nibbling her bits I would be in heaven.
[cite]Posted By: ChicagoAddick[/cite]Superb sort, if I could get her to read Charlie and the Chocolate factory by her Grandfather to me whilst I was nibbling her bits I would be in heaven.
Brilliant. Quote of the day easily.
Presumably what would make it perfect would be Nigella getting the tea on at the same time?
[cite]Posted By: ChicagoAddick[/cite]Superb sort, if I could get her to read Charlie and the Chocolate factory by her Grandfather to me whilst I was nibbling her bits I would be in heaven.
Wouldn't the thought of Simon Jordan appearing half way through put you off?
[cite]Posted By: falconwood_1[/cite]Makes me laugh, all these upper class twerps slumming it doing cookery programmes. . . she's no Nigella.[div class=Attachments id=Attachments_667533 noWrap=false][ul compact=false][div noWrap=false]nigellaES0409_468x614.jpg[/div][/ul][/div]
Prefered sophie when she was bigger to be honest.. looks like a cat now.. still would have a fumble of her giant peaches and have a ride in her glass elevator...
Them 2, a bottle of jack and big ole pile of bolivian marching powder for the night.. I think I would would I sacrifice a couple of limbs for that night of fun.
[cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]
Nigella or Sophie its hard a toss up between them ?
It would be and I would love to...
Algarve!!! I really had to show great restraint not to make the same comment, what with the new family orientated CL. Obviously I needn't have bothered.
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I did consider it a pity that the top she was wearing last night hadn't made it on to one of Nigella's shows...
Always expect Sophie to do that wiggly dance from Tales of the unexpected.
didn't know AFKA could play the piano ;-)
no its the fiddle..
Brilliant. Quote of the day easily.
Presumably what would make it perfect would be Nigella getting the tea on at the same time?
Wouldn't the thought of Simon Jordan appearing half way through put you off?
yes Nigella or Sophie its hard a toss up between them ?
And lo, on the 3rd day God did create woman.
Only on her can we do roald dahl realted filth...
Love cl.
Lawson - I would be willing to be celibate for the rest of my life if I could have a go at that. Ubermilf.
woah lets not get carried away. That c word should be banned from the english language.
It would be and I would love to...
NO! its an Ice cream sundae ; )
Algarve!!! I really had to show great restraint not to make the same comment, what with the new family orientated CL. Obviously I needn't have bothered.
She must be as I didn't turn the whole thing off last week when she started spouting poetry in a COOKING show!
Sophie is Nigella 15 years ago and Delia 35 years ago.
Sophie and Nigella still have it in bucketloads.