[quote][cite]Posted By: sadiejane1981[/cite]Recession is when your neighbour loses his job.Depression is when you lose your job.Recovery is when Charles Kennedy dries out.[/quote]
Gordon Brown was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies of the night in a local pub. There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde, he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of England. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, "I'll do it for £200."
To the brunette, he asked the same question. Her reply was "I'll take £100."
He then asked the redhead, hoping for a bargain.
Her reply was, 'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have the pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody penny!'
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To the blonde, he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of England. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, "I'll do it for £200."
To the brunette, he asked the same question. Her reply was "I'll take £100."
He then asked the redhead, hoping for a bargain.
Her reply was, 'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have the pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody penny!'