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I know I'm old and miserable, but ....

Dave Rudd
Dave Rudd Posts: 2,868
edited April 2010 in Not Sports Related
... I just can't bring myself to vote for the North East Herts Labour candidate. He looks like he's just left school.

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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,915
    Bet he likes a pie.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,449
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]Bet he likes a pie.
    Or ten
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,651
    looks like a c***
  • From the local LP website.....

    David Kirkman was selected as the prospective parliamentary candidate for the constituency at a meeting of all Labour Party members in the constituency on 24 October 2009. The new selection took place because Richard Henry resigned as the candidate because of a conflict of interest with his role in the primary care trust.

    David, who is 25, works in IT. He already has a lot of campaigning experience and has twice stood for his local council. He is secretary of the Essex County Labour Party and treasurer of his local Co-Operative Party branch, as well as minute secretary of the Labour Group on Basildon Council.

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    I don't know the area, I presume he has no chance?
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,238
    have you met our stat man? No wonder he cant make the game. He just sits at home counting our away support. Sorry ooh ahh. Bout time.
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,868
    edited April 2010
    He has a blinding campaign strategy:

    "In North East Hertfordshire, Labour remains the only real alternative to the Tories. In 1997 and 2001 Labour almost succeeded in winning here (although the bar chart graph provided shows a very poor effort in 2005). If you're worried about Tory plans for the future then your only choice is to vote Labour."

    Vote for me! I'm your only choice!

    Do I live in Herts .. or Iraq?
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,868
    Forgot to mention ... David Kirkman ensures that I get several sleepless nights now by telling me that "the Tories would restore fox hunting."

    Bastards!
  • cafcjames
    cafcjames Posts: 20
    He looks like Ben Mitchell in 10 years time, lol
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    An early campaign slogan was vetoed by the labour HQ it was:

    "Vote for me, for I am the the mighty potato head"
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,014
    Rick Waller's done well for himself.

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  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,868
    Check out the website. It's great.

    http://www.nehertslabour.org.uk/index.html

    Read all about Goldie Hawn and Swedish models. Also, there's a nice map of NE Herts ... rampant with foxes, you know.
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,173
    funny that. my green party candidate, has a first name of tristan and i thought, however much i might be considering changing my allegiance, can i really vote for someone with that name?
  • PeteF
    PeteF Posts: 1,698
    Is he a Palarse fan?
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,226
    "rolaaand...." from grange hill
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,962
    [cite]Posted By: Ormiston Addick[/cite]David, who is 25 ......

    At his age he should travel to impoverished areas and connect with a bit of the real world, places where people struggle to survive but still look out for each other.

    Then he can come home, and put what he's learned to practical use.

    Instead of being another political party clone.
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,001
    edited April 2010
    profile21.jpg?w=182&h=237

    Almost as frightening, rather ORANGE wouldn't you agree?
  • southamptonaddick
    southamptonaddick Posts: 4,058
    edited April 2010
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Ormiston Addick[/cite]David, who is 25 ......

    At his age he should travel to impoverished areas and connect with a bit of the real world, places where people struggle to survive but still look out for each other.

    Then he can come home, and put what he's learned to practical use.

    Instead of being another political party clone.

    Oggy, you don't mean send him to Cornwall. The poor sod would never view the world in the same way again.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,962
    edited April 2010
    [cite]Posted By: southamptonaddick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Ormiston Addick[/cite]David, who is 25 ......

    At his age he should travel to impoverished areas and connect with a bit of the real world, places where people struggle to survive but still look out for each other.

    Then he can come home, and put what he's learned to practical use.

    Instead of being another political party clone.

    Oggy, you don't mean send him to Cornwall. The poor sod would never view the world in the same way again.

    Cornwall's a Third World country, I'll let you know!
    We've got proper poverty here, like 15 year olds who don't have an X-Box or at best, only a secondhand IPod.

    Although all 17 year olds who've been stupid enough to get knocked up in the village bus shelter, now have their own
    2 bedroom houses, paid for by Benefits - affordable housing, don't you know.

    Better than trying to find work when there aren't any jobs.


    ;o)
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,962
    [cite]Posted By: windscreen[/cite]I used to be less attractive than him and still pulled...still, cakes can be quite comforting too.

    Rumour has it you're still less attractive than him ......

    ;o)
  • McLovin
    McLovin Posts: 2,307
    [cite]Posted By: ads[/cite]"rolaaand...." from grange hill
    His dad gave him curly wurlys when he should have been making him eat salad. If only Jamie had been around then Ro-land could have been saved.