Super Leaded Petrol
With four times the lead content of ordinary leaded petrol, your car will get the extra kick it needs for maximum performance.
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Ultra Low Cost Value Unleaded (50 RON)
Especially popular with Rover Metro and Nissan Micra drivers, our 50 RON ULCVU fuel is made from refinery leftovers. This is a very inexpensive fuel indeed as it is actually classified as industrial waste rather than fuel.
"Just enter the desired quantity of the fuel you need, and we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, delivered straight through your letterbox."
What if my dog gets to the letterbox before i do? I don't want him to be sick
Plutonium
Particularly useful for some models of DeLorean sports cars, we can souce Plutonium in both Pu-238 and Pu-239 isotopes (Pu-239 is limited to 9 kilograms per customer).
Shameless advertising bit - Me = Authorised Distributor for Utility Warehouse. Utility Warehouse have top up card called a Cashback Card. You top it up with your own money. 5% off your petrol at Sainsburys every time you buy it (need to have spent £50 in store or home delivery in previous 13 days:-
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Your thinking of "Van Diesel" the Dutch actor ; )
We sell the genuine article at Petrol Direct - real leaded petrol instead of LRP. A little bit of lead never hurt anyone.
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What if my dog gets to the letterbox before i do? I don't want him to be sick
Particularly useful for some models of DeLorean sports cars, we can souce Plutonium in both Pu-238 and Pu-239 isotopes (Pu-239 is limited to 9 kilograms per customer).
5% Off Petrol
And follow the Cashback links.