Brilliant Slogan's

RedArmySE7

I was just driving home from work and saw a van for a drilling company with the slogan...

"We guarantee to leave every customer with a satisfied hole"

I thought it was brilliant! I remember a friend telling me of an Asian building firm that had the slogan...

"You've had the cowboys, now try the Indians"

Anyone else spotted any other funny one's?

Swisdom

Mate of s mate works for a timber firm - their slogan is "we'll give you wood, guaranteed"