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Caption Competition

Henry IrvingHenry Irving
edited May 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Remember in the happy times we used to have lots of these. What went wrong?

Anyway, do your worst
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  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    "Sure, i enjoy being a keeper. But nothing will beat my days in Steps"
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    "our representatives are in your area this week so if you are interested in double glazing...."
  • ElthamaddickElthamaddick
    ''who the f**k is this ooohahhmortimer''
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    Honest, I'm not in Coronation Street! ; )
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    "Sorry Mr Ooa Aah, all the seats have gone. Yes that includes Wembley and there seems to be no record of you on our database now I deleted it by 'accident'. "
  • Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    "Cool, so you'll add yourself as a friend on my 'Darren Randulph Sucks' Facebook page"
  • P_AirP_Air
    *in bestest Nigerian accent*

    "I jus need your bank account deetail and passport narmber"
  • MiserableoldgitMiserableoldgit
    " Sh*t, I've dropped the phone.....!"
  • Penfolds PermPenfolds Perm
    '' Is it a saloon or hatchback Mr N'Zogbia ? ''
  • PeteFPeteF
    Hello Mr Jackett, can interest you in a young talented keeper
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  • SidewaysInOzSidewaysInOz
    edited May 2010
    "Thank you for calling Charlton's premium rate chat line. What am I wearing, well ..."
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: Sideways[/cite]"Thank you for calling Charlton's premium rate chat line. What am I wearing, well ..."

    Winner!
  • PeteFPeteF
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: Sideways[/cite]"Thank you for calling Charlton's premium rate chat line. What am I wearing, well ..."[/quote]

    Winner![/quote]

    Agreed, that is genius
  • Valley_floyd_redValley_floyd_red
    "... yeah I've clicked CHOOSE FILE, selected a picture, and it's still not coming up in my posts... what do I do AFKA? WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!"
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    "Fella, you can go as much as you like about travelling on your own, and i thank you for your loyalty, but for the last time, you're not having my effing scarf, now p*** off"
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]"Fella, you can go as much as you like about travelling on your own, and i thank you for your loyalty, but for the last time, you're not having my effing scarf, now p*** off"

    cruel





    But funny : - )
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    "Dial M for Murder ? I've got McDonalds on my mobile"
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    "What do you mean i've got no away purchase history against my Red Card ? I've been to 14 away games this season, including Tranmere, Hartlepool and midweek trips to Walsall and Bristol Rovers. F**k you Charlton, i'm gonna watch it down the William Camden"
  • Heath HeroHeath Hero
    "There's an hour wait. Do you still want to book it? No, none of our cabs take credit cards."
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    "Welcome to the Charlton Athletic telephone line.
    For tickets for the home play off match with Swindon, press 1
    For more information on exciting commercial opportunities, press 2
    For the the Charlton goalkeeping position, press 3
    For all other enquiries press 4"

    *PRESS 3*

    "You are held in a queue, your current position is.....2nd"
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  • GRAY9GRAY9
    Hi Parky

    I just saw Randolph and Warner 'roasting your Missus.
  • stonemusestonemuse
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]"Welcome to the Charlton Athletic telephone line.
    For tickets for the home play off match with Swindon, press 1
    For more information on exciting commercial opportunities, press 2
    For the the Charlton goalkeeping position, press 3
    For all other enquiries press 4"

    *PRESS 3*

    "You are held in a queue, your current position is.....2nd"

    PMSL
  • RedZed333RedZed333
    Hold on a minute, I've just dropped me pen...
  • Atletico AddickAtletico Addick
    Tewy Tibbs.. talk to me.
  • WhenIwasLittleBoyWhenIwasLittleBoy
    Base to 59......Pick up John at the Red Lion....over
  • Clem_SnideClem_Snide
    "hello samaritans, oh FFS, I keep telling you Northstandsteve, we havent lost the playoffs yet, we havent gone bust yet, put the gun down and close the window"
  • ChunesChunes
    *Ring* *Ring*

    "Hello... Mrs Pardew speaking."

    ....

    *heavy breathing*
  • RedZed333RedZed333
    'Sorry to wake you up Mr Waggott but there's a Seth Plum on the phone wanting to know what you do here....'
  • BDLBDL
    Look Curb it - You're old enough to be my mother. It'll never work.

    (I'd better hide I think!)
  • The Red RobinThe Red Robin
    Good Afternoon Sir I'm phoning on behalf of Charlton Athletic Football Club. Would you be interested in signing Yassin Moutaouakil....
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