In what is being labelled as bizarre even for his standards, Diego Maradona is only selecting players for the Argentinian squad who's names are associated with types of hairstyles. Lionel Messi is the only named member so far. However, Javier Sidepartine and duel German national Marcus Shortbackensides are sitting by the phone expecting a call anytime now.
As part of the opening cermony, jeremy kyle will come floating into the stadium on a massive cloud as lazer flash and fireworks explode the stadium will hush to silence as jeremy announces to the packed stadium and millions watching around the world that "jimmy hill.... well guess what..... you are gattuso's biological father"
All players from Nigeria are sons of chiefs who all have 10 million dollars, but they need our help, bank details and 200 quid to get the dough!! I've sent mine of by Western Union, I'll be quids in, I might buy us a striker!!
[cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]As part of the opening cermony, jeremy kyle will come floating into the stadium on a massive cloud as lazer flash and fireworks explode the stadium will hush to silence as jeremy announces to the packed stadium and millions watching around the world that "jimmy hill.... well guess what..... you are gattuso's biological father"
Adam! Shhhh! That's the highlight of the English top secret 2018 bid document!
Despite Akpo and Sam not making the World Cup, several very distant relatives did. Around a third of Nigerian footballers are descendants of the Sodje family, going back to the 1700s.
Another Charlton player that didn't make the World Cup, Chris Dickson, had declared he would be top scorer in the World Cup. He is now looking to form his own country and national side in hope of entering the 2014 World Cup.
The World Cup sticker album is banned in Paraguay after the president of the country was injured in a freak sticker related incident.
The new Japanese kit will feature partially transparent socks.
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They were going to but some mouse nicked them and is holed up in a windmill refusing to give them back.
Ahem..Scotland are in the World Cup Finals!!!
BWAAAARHH!!!
Another Charlton player that didn't make the World Cup, Chris Dickson, had declared he would be top scorer in the World Cup. He is now looking to form his own country and national side in hope of entering the 2014 World Cup.
The World Cup sticker album is banned in Paraguay after the president of the country was injured in a freak sticker related incident.
The new Japanese kit will feature partially transparent socks.