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Most painful thing

Carter
Carter Posts: 14,252
edited June 2010 in Not Sports Related
I've had this chat with a few of the scumbags I drink with and I was just wondering if I could hit a higher audience

Which out of the following would be more painful

a) To stub your little toe on a radiator pipe/door frame then jump up in the air in agony and land on an upturned plug or...
b) Get a cocktail stick, wedge it under your big toenail and kick a wall really hard.

Charltonlife, you decide

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  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    edited June 2010
    B for me mate, A is pain, but do-able pain. B is just nasty!
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661
    [cite]Posted By: RedArmySE7[/cite]B for me mate, A is pain, but do-able pain. B is just nasty!

    My thoughts too!
  • Groucho78MFC
    Groucho78MFC Posts: 463
    B, as not only is there an element of intent, but also the pain of living with being so stoopid would add to it.


    What about coat hanger down the japseye?
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,957
    I choose option C.

    I don't need any pain.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118
    [cite]Posted By: RedArmySE7[/cite]B for me mate, A is pain, but do-able pain. B is just nasty!

    I'd agree with the answer, not the logic.

    I'd go with B, simply because it's Carter who's asking and A sounds as if Carter could enjoy it.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,437
    edited June 2010
    B is just evil. Like intentionally breaking your little finger, or dropping a bag of snooker balls on your bollocks. I've done both of A before seperately - no picnic, but certainly bearable compared to B
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,833
    Anyone else read it and think the cocktail stick was going somewhere else ???
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,252
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]Anyone else read it and think the cocktail stick was going somewhere else ???

    That would hurt less than option b
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,668
    a is fairly common. For me anyway but b just makes my stomach go thinking about it
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,594
    having just tried them both I can definately say that A is the most painful. With B I found that as soon as the cocktail stick hits the wall it shatters and not much harm is done to the toe although it hurts. I am now wondering if my boss is going to believe my reason for not being able to go in tomorrow.

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  • 101
    101 Posts: 2,456
    B Carter mate that would be agony.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,369
    A, just about.

    I've had worse
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    A i reckon nothing hurts more than stubbing your toe and then if you are a fat bastd like me landing on a plug could do you some big damage.

    B just like getting a splinter hurt yesbut more than A no way
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    Depends on which part of your anatomy the plug hits...
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,105
    B makes me feel sick when i think about it so i'd say i'd rather have A happen
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,284
    [cite]Posted By: Groucho78MFC[/cite]What about coat hanger down the japseye?

    I once stuck a coat hanger through my tongue as a nipper (obviously) resulting in a trip to casualty. Can't remember too much about that but I suspect that that was significantly less painfull than either your suggestion or B above.

    We've all done A at one time or other haven't we?

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