No, not a thread about a very inappropriate and highly illegal sexual practice! As a bit of lightness to the other "Pet Hate"s one how about those little things in life that always make you feel better no matter how bad your day's been up until then?
I'll start with:
Walking into an airconditioned place on a stinking hot day and
Elvis impersonators, just love 'em no matter how bad they are or otherwise.
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Waking up and realising you have a day off, turning over and going back to sleep.
Finding unexpected money in my wallet the morning after.
Any bird in lingerie
A cold pint after playing football
A crunching slide tackle
Chicken
The bottom part of a box of cereal where its all gone crushed (especially corn flakes)
Finding money in your pockets from the night before
Charlton winning
Going clubbing and hearing a tune you've been playing on your ipod all week
Fridays at 5pm
Cinema popcorn
Legs & arse
Smell of petrol garages
Palma Violets
Winning money of any kind
Matt Damon films
Megan Fox
Sweet cup of tea
Taking my shoes off after a long day
The little dog that lives around the corner and looks like a gremlin.
The first pint of draught real ale when we visit the UK.
Stephen Fry.
The last day of August.
Charlton winning a live TV game (I have more birthdays than that).
The toblerone mousse at The Jompra restaurant.
Picking up friends from the airport.
Seagulls sitting on the terrace wall gazing in the window at you like you were on telly.
Victoria Coren.
Going for a leak when you have been hanging out for ages
No feeling better in the world than getting in from work, on a Friday, going upstairs and having a nice, long, tapered crap. One that you are positive you won't have to wipe after, and find you are proven right.
Sunny, hot days
Swimming outside
Beer in glasses that have been in the freezer
The smell of a barbeque firing up
The bit of Bluewater where you can smell doughnuts, scented candles and other things that smell nice. The only thing that I enjoy about that place
90th minute winners for Charlton
Days off during the week
All day sessions when the weather is out to play
The feeling in a car when a turbo kicks in
Sleeping
Stag do's
greatness
[been sitting on my balcony, can you tell?]
When did i start posting under the name Carter?
Turning into Floyd Road from Charlton Church Lane
That magic nano-second in a sporting contest when you know you are about to play the winning shot/score/reveal the winning hand etc, before it happens
Having that loving gaze returned with interest
The first coffee in the morning
fresh cut grass
opening a steamy hot pizza hut box
a good bunk up
starting songs at football
getting birdies at golf
getting hair cut
the gurgling sound my son makes when he is sleeping
being all dressed up to go out
the smell of fabric conditioner