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F-Blocker
F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
edited June 2010 in Match Day Travel
Anyone else stuck on the "seized brakes" train @ Millwall?

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  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    Millwall is on the Isle of Dogs mate did he get lost before the brakes failed ?
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    Think he might mean Deptford or Bermondsey
  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618
    Kigelia is twittering something about being stuck on a train by Millwall. Shout out "Kigelia" and see if anyone looks up :-)
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    Ok Mr Pedantic - just past the toolbox! :-p
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    It's a nightmare on that part of the route. Always get stuck there.
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    Well...he got the brakes off then kicked usall off at New Cross. Decided it was better to jump on a 321 than squash on the next train...
  • gilbertfilbert
    gilbertfilbert Posts: 2,282
    [cite]Posted By: The Red Robin[/cite]It's a nightmare on that part of the route. Always get stuck there.

    They've probably nicked the rails.
  • JorgeCosta
    JorgeCosta Posts: 1,035
    Was that old bloke with no testicles selling strawberries outside New Eltham station when you got off?
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    The 321.. or as we call it the ted rodgers express.
  • NathanPrior
    NathanPrior Posts: 3,577
    [cite]Posted By: JorgeCosta[/cite]Was that old bloke with no testicles selling strawberries outside New Eltham station when you got off?

    He's always there in the summer, the Strawberries are a bit shit tbh
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  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    got stuck on that as well, it was quicker to head back into the centre and start again. I had some food in my bag, got some right evil looks when I started eating it. I suspect saying "mmm, none for you fatty" was possibly a likely to cause offence though.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,957
    What high excitement you lot have .......!
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    [cite]Posted By: NathanPrior[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: JorgeCosta[/cite]Was that old bloke with no testicles selling strawberries outside New Eltham station when you got off?

    He's always there in the summer, the Strawberries are a bit shit tbh

    Eeerrrmmm. not sure I want to know the answer but how do you both know this guy does not have any testicles?
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,862
    [cite]Posted By: eaststandmike[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: NathanPrior[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: JorgeCosta[/cite]Was that old bloke with no testicles selling strawberries outside New Eltham station when you got off?

    He's always there in the summer, the Strawberries are a bit shit tbh

    Eeerrrmmm. not sure I want to know the answer but how do you both know this guy does not have any testicles?

    Could be like this

    Seller: Get your strawberries here.
    Jorge Costa: Dont like strawberries - got any testiclesin for sale?
    Seller:Sorry, I havent got any testicles.

    Hence, the strawberry seller with no testicles.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    I think its more that he looks like a proper geezer when I've seen him reebok classics polo shirts etc, yets screams out like a westminster cathedral choir boy whose been kicked in the knackers with a pair of steel toecapped dr martins.
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,108
    Oggy Red 2 hours ago  quote# 13
    What high excitement you lot have .......!


    All you have is broken down tractors in Oggy land...!
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,957
    Tis true ....... in random overgrown corners there be found occasionally a long dead and rusty trac'or, me loverrrrrrrrrrr.

    But more loikly be an abandoned old Ford Escort corroding away in the village car park or even at the bottom of the lake, alongside an old Tesco's trolley.

    And then there is these 'ere boatyards full of clapped out boats, that their owners fancy can still be repaired.
    They be 'aving a laff!

    But we'm always be 'aving fun. There's always your mate's missus or even Farmer Trelawney's sheep one night, if you be thinking no one's a-seeing yourself!
  • JorgeCosta
    JorgeCosta Posts: 1,035
    [cite]Posted By: MrOneLung[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: eaststandmike[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: NathanPrior[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: JorgeCosta[/cite]Was that old bloke with no testicles selling strawberries outside New Eltham station when you got off?

    He's always there in the summer, the Strawberries are a bit shit tbh

    Eeerrrmmm. not sure I want to know the answer but how do you both know this guy does not have any testicles?

    Could be like this

    Seller: Get your strawberries here.
    Jorge Costa: Dont like strawberries - got any testiclesin for sale?
    Seller:Sorry, I havent got any testicles.

    Hence, the strawberry seller with no testicles.

    PMSL!

    Get down there to see and hear him. Adamtheaddick summed him up just right.

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