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Quality World Cup names

Off_it
Off_it Posts: 28,942
edited June 2010 in Other Football and Sports
Chile have got a fella called Ponce.
Any others?

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  • JollyRobin
    JollyRobin Posts: 1,706
    Rod Fanni. Didn't make the World Cup Squad but has played a bit for France.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,827
    [cite]Posted By: JollyRobin[/cite]Rod Fanni. Didn't make the World Cup Squad but has played a bit for France.

    Most of the French played like fannies.
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Welcome played last night.
  • Sage
    Sage Posts: 7,290
    Oh Beom Seok, prenounced Oh Bum Suck :) plays for South Korea
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,142
    I always think Messi and Kaka are funny, but I guess everyone was familiar with them before the WC.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,223
    Shabalala la la la la
    Shabalala la la la la
    Shabalala la la la la
    Helped send the Frenchies home.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,285
    Without equal the best name that has ever been involved in a world cup was Portugal's reserve goalkeeper called 'Quim'
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,142
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Without equal the best name that has ever been involved in a world cup was Portugal's reserve goalkeeper called 'Quim'

    I reckon you're right there Carter. Though there was a lot of milage in our own David Seaman. Sadly the radio commentary that included the line, 'Seaman is dribbling out of the box" came in his QPR days and not on the bigger stage of the WC.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,417
    edited June 2010
    Ah, there are many non-WC ones. My favourites are:

    Bernt Haas
    Norman Conquest
    Paul Dickov
    Ars Bandeet
    Chiqui Arce
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,428
    just seen the baddiel and skinner 3 lions video.
    always laugh when the germans in the video all have KUNTZ on the back of their shirts.

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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,942
    [cite]Posted By: thai malaysia addick[/cite]Ah, there are many non-WC ones. My favourites are:

    Ars Bandeet

    That's got to be a wind-up, Shirley?!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,035
    last week messi had shittu all over his back
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    I seem to remember a Brazilian called Argelo Fucks.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    ...and a German player called "Minge".
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,035
    famous Japanese goalscorer called nee-shin-tow
  • davy
    davy Posts: 420
    I remember KUNTZ and SHIDTZ both played for Germany in Euro 96.

    I also remember Marcel Bender who played for Belgium and South Korea's Mi Long Nob.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,285
    I think it was Tony Gubba that got a bit carried away and gave it large

    'That was alet off, Seaman came flying out there'
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,942
    Was Uwe Fuchs an international?
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,285
    Uwe Rossler was, Fuchs couldn't have got in the German national side playing at Millwall, Swindon & Boro could he?
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Surely the biggest joke name in the World Cup is Heskey.

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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,285
    When he comes on today sing my favourite Heskey song to the tune of liberty X's classic A little bit

    'Heskeeeeeeeeey, everything about Emile Heskeeeeeey

    'We don't even know what he's got, etc etc