In the pub last night watching that crap on ITV and got into a conversation with a few mates about food. So one of my mates piped up about death row and how you can have a last meal of your choice. We also said you could have a night with one woman, just to make it interesting!! This was mine;
Starter - Big bowl of muscles in wine wine sauce
Main - Ham, Egg & Chips!!
Desert - My homemade Banoffee Pie
Woman - Meghan Fox
What would be yours?
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Main - Steak & kidney Pudding Mashed Potatoes peas & Gravy
Desert - Treacle Tart & Vanilla Ice Cream
Woman - Katherine Heigl
Main - Roast Gammon Dinner with all the trimmings
Desert - Homemade Apple Crumble with the finest Ice Cream
Woman - Mila Kunis
Main - Chicken jalfrezi, Pilau Rice, Bombay Aloo and Peshwari Nan
Desert - Treacle sponge and custard.
Women - Jennifer Aniston (if I could move after eating all that)
Main - Emma Thompson
Desert - Suzzane Daniel
She is defo growing on me. She did a photoshoot for, i think, FHM recently and she looked unreal.
Main: Dominos BBQ Chicken X large pizza.
Desert: Cheryl Cole with Vanilla Ice cream.
Woman:
Main: Steak, with stilton sauce, rare
Desert: Chocolate cake, cold custard
Woman: Mary-Louise Parker
Being totally honest, I'd happily never eat again to get on top of Mary-Louise Parker, then again, who wouldnt ;-)
Main Meal - Lamb tikka Madras
Desert - Apple crumble and Custard
Woman: Kelly Brook
Almost worth commiting murder for!!!
Main - African Sweet Potato Stew
Homemade Apple Crumble with the finest Ice Cream
and Shared with Hubby and cats
Ah, Kimbo ..... home is where the heart is!
Starter: Garlic Mushrooms
Main: Pepper Steak (medium), Chips & Veg
Dessert: Hot Treacle Pud with Custard
Washed down with a bottle of red.
Woman: Kylie, if available. If not Holly Willoughby.
Main: roast lamb, yorkshires, roast potatoes, sprouts, cabbage, peas, broccoli and carrots with loads of gravy
Dessert: black forest gateaux and double cream
Woman: my missus or Jennifer Aniston if she allows me. Threesome maybe?
Main: Roast Lamb with all the trimmings
Dessert: Apple pie and custard.
Woman: Sophie Howard.
Starting to get a bit adventurous there, Ross?
Still ........ it is your last night!
What's a Berni Inn?
:-)
But you're gay, remember