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What vital statistics would you like to know?

GNelsonGNelson
edited September 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I'm hoping that when this life ends I'll be told how many hours I've wasted going upstairs only to completely forget what I went upstairs to get.

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  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    How many hours I've spent in the covered end choir.
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    looking for keys

    finding out whether players are available for sunday
  • RedArmySE7RedArmySE7
    Kelly Brooks...
  • DaveStorryDaveStorry
    edited September 2010
    I'm sure plenty of you will enjoy this.

    Time yourselves next time you have a pony and you can tell your boss how much he/she's paid you to go !!

    http://pootimer.tenfourzero.net/

    P.S Isn't Kelly Brooks getting it all, off in Playboy soon? Or did I miss it ?
  • Off_itOff_it
    The number of pints I've drunk over the years. And the number of times I have been proper battered.

    Might be approaching double figures for each.
  • nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    how long i have spent on hear whilst at work
  • Off_itOff_it
    [cite]Posted By: DaveStorry[/cite]
    P.S Isn't Kelly Brooks getting it all, off in Playboy soon? Or did I miss it ?

    Google it mate. Well worth a look.
  • kigeliakigelia
    How many times I double checked the front door was locked when I went to bed. Would also like to know how many times it was unlocked when I didn't double check.

    How much time I spend arguing at school governor meetings about why we do not need to go through the minutes line by line as 'everyone should have read them by now'
  • valleyman1973valleyman1973
    How much tea I've drunk

    Holly willoughby's vital stats
  • GNelsonGNelson
    edited September 2010
    [cite]Posted By: kigelia[/cite]
    How much time I spend arguing at school governor meetings about why we do not need to go through the minutes line by line as 'everyone should have read them by now'
    Second that one, for most of the meetings I've been in...
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  • Dave RuddDave Rudd
    How often all that maths I learned at school, which I knew would be no use whatsoever at any time in my life, ultimately proves to be useful.

    So far, I can only think of one time ... when I repaired my garden trellis and, by using complex algebra and trigonometry, I managed to save about £1-40 on wood.

    Trust me, kids. It all seems pointless right now. And it is.
  • DA9DA9
    How many women look at my Facebook lol
  • cafcdan18cafcdan18
    Rachel Riley's vital stats.
  • Leroy AmbroseLeroy Ambrose
    How long I've spent studying and revising for IT exams. I got into this field for the fast cars, fancy clothes and loose women. I stay for the subnetting, SAN provisioning and firewall rulesets.
  • siblerssiblers
    Fifa 10. Play a ridiculous amount of it, probably about 16-20 hours a week.
  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    How many of us were loopy enough to go to Exeter, bumble our way through a 90 minute yawn fest, only to softly concede in the last minute?
  • Vinnie V.Vinnie V.
    If i could get all the beer i've ever had, would it be enough to fill up the pub?
  • Dave RuddDave Rudd
    [cite]Posted By: cafcdan18[/cite]Rachel Riley's vital stats.

    She is pencil thin. Remember that TV adds pounds.

    But gorgeous.
  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    Is that you, Dave - the one on the right, I mean?
  • Dave RuddDave Rudd
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]Is that you, Dave - the one on the right, I mean?

    Yes, this is a picture from my ... ahem ... private collection.
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  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    lol ..... oh, sorry I'm not allowed to post lol anymore.
  • RedZed333RedZed333
    How many times I've said 'Never again' after 48 hours of necking it down...

    My iPod is still shaking as I write this sentence...
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