Long neck, tiny head, Benno Benno Benno
Got a long neck, tiny head, Beeeeno Benno Benno
Long neck tiny head, Benno Benno Benno
He's got a long neck and a tiny head, Benno !!
[cite]Posted By: nolly[/cite]quite catching mate,got to be better than the drone song cafc cafc
Eh?!
what rubbish.
That song is unique, it is a CAFC song that no other club sings and it isnt the same old crap songs we hear everyweek with the only diffence being the oppo's team name inserted at some point. Also it can get the whole ground joining in.
As apposed to VFR - We all follow the Charlton etc.etc.
Never to rear its head in public, i give you Nelly the Elephant !
Benno from Dagenham packed his trunk and said goodbye to the Daggers
He played some games and the Charlton fans thought
Chump, Chump Chump
Then Benno from Dagenham hit the net and the fans began to like him
Scoring goals with his left and his right
Thump, Thump, Thump
He scored the winner at Carlisle
Far far away
Some still not sure, they think he’s poor, can he score against Wednesday ?
[cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]Never to rear its head in public, i give you Nelly the Elephant !
Benno from Dagenham packed his trunk and said goodbye to the Daggers
He played some games and the Charlton fans thought
Chump, Chump Chump
Then Benno from Dagenham hit the net and the fans began to like him
Scoring goals with his left and his right
Thump, Thump, Thump
Geriatric pitch invader,
Geriatric pitch invader,
Geriatric pitch invader,
Hero in a winter coat
Fan power!
He supports the worlds most mediocre team, (they're really shit)
His heroes wear a red kit and the keeper green, (hey - it's now pink)
When the nice guy Parky cracks,
The geriatric don't cut him no slack!
Not sure if this has already been sung, sure it was about Burton but can be changed:
He goes past 1, he goes past 2- Waggy He goes past 1, he goes past 2, Waggy, Waggy He goes past 1, he goes past 2, he'll score a goal just for you Scotty Wagstaff, Charlton's wonderkid/number 7
[cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]Never to rear its head in public, i give you Nelly the Elephant !
Benno from Dagenham packed his trunk and said goodbye to the Daggers
He played some games and the Charlton fans thought
Chump, Chump Chump
Then Benno from Dagenham hit the net and the fans began to like him
Scoring goals with his left and his right
Thump, Thump, Thump
He scored the winner at Carlisle
Far far away
Some still not sure, they think he’s poor, can he score against Wednesday ?
very good mate, but you clearly have too much time on your hands.....isn't there a nappy that needs changing..;o)
[cite]Posted By: nolly[/cite]jarman cafc cafc is unique because no other club would touch it with a barge pole,plain embarrsing and as camp as a row of tents
They always said he was a red... Benno, Benno
Scores with his right and with his head... Benno, Benno
We all thought the lad was shit,
But then he scored and that was it
He's big Paul Benson, Charlton's man up top
Comments
new kids on the block - the right stuff
he is scott wagstaff baaaaby
aaand he really turns me on
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh...the wag staff
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh...the wag staff
Eh?!
what rubbish.
That song is unique, it is a CAFC song that no other club sings and it isnt the same old crap songs we hear everyweek with the only diffence being the oppo's team name inserted at some point. Also it can get the whole ground joining in.
As apposed to VFR - We all follow the Charlton etc.etc.
Beeen -no
We'd walk a million miles (as long as it is local or a new ground)
for one of your goals
Oh, Benn- no
Lady Gaga - Paparazzi
Im your biggest fan, I follow you until you love me.
Akpo Akpo Sodje
lol, love it !
Benno from Dagenham packed his trunk and said goodbye to the Daggers
He played some games and the Charlton fans thought
Chump, Chump Chump
Then Benno from Dagenham hit the net and the fans began to like him
Scoring goals with his left and his right
Thump, Thump, Thump
He scored the winner at Carlisle
Far far away
Some still not sure, they think he’s poor, can he score against Wednesday ?
Only onnnnnne, Paul Benson.
We thought he wass shite,
But now he's alright
Walking in a Benno Wonderland
Brilliant :L
To the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Geriatric pitch invader,
Geriatric pitch invader,
Geriatric pitch invader,
Hero in a winter coat
Fan power!
He supports the worlds most mediocre team, (they're really shit)
His heroes wear a red kit and the keeper green, (hey - it's now pink)
When the nice guy Parky cracks,
The geriatric don't cut him no slack!
Geriatric pitch invaders,
Geriatric pitch invaders
...erm, got stuck there
Can anyone finish it off?
ga ga Joe Anyinsah
to the tune of Bad Romance Lady Gaga
Seconded...quite brilliant
(could work for Therry Racon, or Scotty Wagstaff etc)
He plays upfront, he plays upfront
Oh Paul Benson, he plays upfront, he's got a name like a ciggie
Oh Paul Benson, he plays upfront.
To the tune of KC and the Sunshine Band- Give it up
na na na na na na Joe Anyinsah, Anyinsah, we got Joe Anyinsah!
Also, to Mission Impossible:
Abbott, Pawel Abbott, Pawel Abbott, Pawel Abbott, Pawel. TO the left, TO the right, BUT he's shite... Repeat.
Insert three-syllable phrases i.e. "scores a goal" or "he's alright" etc when necessary/appropriate/for the lulz.
I'm loving the Akpo Sodje chant, too!
He goes past 1, he goes past 2- Waggy
He goes past 1, he goes past 2, Waggy, Waggy
He goes past 1, he goes past 2, he'll score a goal just for you
Scotty Wagstaff, Charlton's wonderkid/number 7
very good mate, but you clearly have too much time on your hands.....isn't there a nappy that needs changing..;o)
And the joy's sure to last coz Anyinsah is so fast.
even Crewe and Carshalton said no way
Paul Benson whoah whoah
He comes from Dagenham
He's quite a good accountant
Paul Benson whoah.
Paul Benson whoooa
He looks like goldilocks
But he's deadly in the box
repeat repeat
Boarderline genius
Na na na na
Hey Hey Hey
Anyinsah
Magic...
How about:
They always said he was a red... Benno, Benno
Scores with his right and with his head... Benno, Benno
We all thought the lad was shit,
But then he scored and that was it
He's big Paul Benson, Charlton's man up top
Waggy Trousers is great and I can see this being sung!