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ValleyGary
ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
edited October 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Sue Barker

face like a bollock, back hand of an angel.


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  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    is that a backhanded compliment..

    :)
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    no way, but may have second thoughts if clare baldwin were there
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    oh yes, bet she would make a right racquet
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    New balls please, no way!
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    No way.

    That is a half decent picture of her, she usually looks like Judy Finnegan's mutant sister on TV.

    Plus she'd always be complaining about whether your balls were in or out.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    I would get her deuce's flowing
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Think i'd struggle if it went to a fifth set though....
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    I reckon I could serve her up an ace if required.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    You lot cannot be serious!
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,215
    Bet Cliff was gutted when they put that roof on centre court
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  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    [quote][cite]Posted By: shirty5[/cite]Bet Cliff was gutted when they put that roof on centre court[/quote]

    the main motivation for doing that was to stop that berk breaking out in song at the hint of a bit of rain
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    When you get to 73 it's a case of love all, new balls please.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    Funny how a couple of songs one afternoon years ago has mutated into Cliff going into a full blown concert every year at Wimbledon...
  • Zinedine Bagheri
    Zinedine Bagheri Posts: 527
    Game, Set and Snatch?

    Anna Kournakova yes, Sue Barker no.
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Well, if she asked nicely I maybe would...
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    [cite]Posted By: Bournemouth Addick[/cite]I reckon I could serve her up an ace if required.

    On second thoughts she might be a bit highly strung.
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,808
    Not a chance
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    [cite]Posted By: Floyd Montana[/cite]No chance , she actually looks like a woman , why would I go anywhere near it ? Now Andrew Castle YES please, pwoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    [cite]Posted By: razil[/cite]is that a backhanded compliment..

    :)

    Do I get the "Bartram Prize" for getting a (bad) joke in so quickly?

    :)
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    I prefer her sister - Annette.

    after a couple of games you can change ends.
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  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    Im sure she is a lovely person, but I dont find her the least bit attractive
  • Red5
    Red5 Posts: 837
    Couldn't. Not after Sir Cliff has thrown his holy water in there.

    It would be like desecrating a holy place. He's like God's son or something! You'd burn in hell!
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,782
    only if i had a time machine and could rewind her a decade or two
  • American_Addick
    American_Addick Posts: 774
    [cite]Posted By: tangoflash[/cite]only if i had a time machine and could rewind her a decade or two

    She was considered one of the hottest tennis players of her day.
    That day was three decades ago.
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,865
    A bit off-topic I know, but I went to school with a lad called Dennis Ball.

    Parenting at its best.
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,538
    [cite]Posted By: ads[/cite]no way, but may have second thoughts if clare baldwin were there

    If you mean Claire Balding then you would need to be female......

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