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AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
edited November 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Masterchef scary chef Monica Galleti

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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    she can cook which is a plus

    but if you didnt would ya properly then you would get ruined


    so no from me
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    She can blanche my beans and pickle my chutneys in under ten minutes any day of the week :-)
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    but can you imagine if your stroke wasnt smooth enough or you failed to Bone her fillet properly she would kill you
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    are there any better pictures where she doesnt look like a bloke?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    id flick her bean, id dine on her chocolate button, id go to town on her seafood platter....

    eurgh no i cant do it... she/he's rough as
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    oh yes....
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    "All you need to do is peel a prawn and bone a trout," she says as we walk to the kitchen.

    Absolutely, I would. But I'd need to stop her talking ....... any suggestions?
  • ozaddick
    ozaddick Posts: 2,843
    that's a lady boy.... no.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    She looks like she could be playing for the NZ rugby team tomorrow!
  • ken from bexley
    ken from bexley Posts: 5,083
    Bit of a dogs dinner to me!.....
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  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    While we're on the subject, have a gander at this p*sstake of Masterchef:

    YouTube link
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,808
    never in a month of sundays
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    She looks exactly like Patrice Evra. It's a 'no' for me
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    As Lord Sugar would say, with regret, it's a "no" from me.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    No, no & no.

    Her only redeeming feature is the scarf around her neck which I'd use to throttle her before running away.

    JT-that M'chef p-take had me in tears especially when he's using the fork to pick up the cheese & pineapple.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]She looks like she could be playing for the NZ rugby team tomorrow!

    This...
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    [cite]Posted By: JT[/cite]While we're on the subject, have a gander at this p*sstake of Masterchef:

    YouTube link

    real laugh out loud stuff, hilarious
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,725
    No
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    I'd take her up the pasty...
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    [cite]Posted By: stonemuse[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: JT[/cite]While we're on the subject, have a gander at this p*sstake of Masterchef:

    YouTube link

    real laugh out loud stuff, hilarious

    haha thats quality. the spreading of the ketchup is brilliant.
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  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,877
    Looks like a slim Jonah Lomu!
  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,368
    She can peel my carrot and wash my spuds any day.

    Enjoy lunch.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    I would put my beef in her wellington
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    id thumb my toad in her hole
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    i bet she's got s badly packed kebab
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    reckon her beef curtains are well done but i got a feeling its rare in the middle
  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    [cite]Posted By: windscreen[/cite]I thought about it then decided I needed to clean some pots and pans.

    Oooh eeerrr missus etc.......
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Odd one out?
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    or this?
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    or?

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