which three lifers should go to the royal wedding and why?

Henry Irving

As we all know prince billy spent sometime at Charlton.

What Is less well known is that he signed up for Charlton Life soon after.

He's promised three seats (restricted view) at the abbey but which 3 lifers should get to go?

Discuss

LenGlover

The Earl of Cardigan (alias HI)

CAFC Andy (in charge of bog roll confetti)

BFR (Daily Mail reporter)

LoOkOuT

Will the reception be open bar?

AFKABartram

Well i deserve a place.

Not only have i met him before, i also won a fancy dress competition on the day of his parents wedding !

MrOneLung

Nolly so he can say - 'if anyone knows of any lawful reason- discuss'

Shag - to have a pop at the bridesmaids.

DA9 - reception singer.

JT

OohAhh - to moan about the In law numbers

Sco

Curb_it: To drink them dry and harass Harry!

Lookout: To confuse Philip

Ketman: So he pulls a drunk member of the nobility and winds up marrying into the upper classes. Sir Ket of Man.

colthe3rd

Anyone from the clique

paulbaconsarnie

only 3 invites?

if they opened up ALL of the abbey we'd get at least 6.

Miserableoldgit

Wouldn't go even if invited...............

nolly

good man

Henry Irving

[cite]Posted By: Miserableold-ish git[/cite]Wouldn't go even if invited...............

Don't worry, you won't be.

[cite]Posted By: paulbaconsarnie[/cite]only 3 invites?

if they opened up ALL of the abbey we'd get at least 6.

We did get more than three but obviously some had to be kept back for the clique members.

oohaahmortimer

we'd fill the 3 cos it's a new venue to us but if the next one is there ..................................

Addickted

Bad taste for her ex lovers to turn up on the happy couples big day.

So that's me off the invite list then.

guinnessaddick

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IA

I'll probably just watch it on TV

AshTray

[cite]Posted By: Addickted[/cite]Bad taste for her ex lovers to turn up on the happy couples big day.

So that's me off the invite list then.

What was he like?

RedArmySE7

JT - To get the footage
Plaaayer - Every wedding needs an idiot
Henry - To take Phil to task

stop_shouting

Off it to make sure the party goes off with a bang.
Ooh aah to slate the master of ceremonies for being crap, even though he's not.
Leroy cos no doubt he's a royalist!

uncle

I should go...There is an Uncle at every wedding.

NSS can come with me to lighten the mood.

And maybe Oggy to tell them how rosey their future will be through his glasses.

Redmidland

Perhaps I could go with Seth_Plum and Mascott 88, we could provide a 'match' thread!!
Something along the lines of....Harry passes (the ring) to Wills.....he skillflly changes hands and slips.......onto her finger......what a move....the crowd are estatic......

Sorry best I could do this time of the morning!!

Medders

Dicko - so he could fulfil a lifetime ambition and get a photo of a peppered royal bogazi. Dirty boy.

LenGlover

[cite]Posted By: Miserableold-ish git[/cite]Wouldn't go even if invited...............

But who will fit the red carpet?

LenGlover

Hopefully the 3 seats are at the back.

We don't want other guests shouting SIDDARN!!!!!!!!!!!!! at key moments in the service!

T_C_E

[quote][cite]Posted By: RedArmySE7[/cite]JT - To get the footage
Plaaayer - Every wedding needs an idiot
Henry - To take Phil to task[/quote] Plaaayer! Surely one queen at a wedding is enough? ; )

Mendonca In Asdas

Do you think Prince Harry will be organising the stag do? if so should be a lively event!

Plaaayer

[cite]Posted By: T.C.E[/cite]

[cite]Posted By: RedArmySE7[/cite]JT - To get the footage
Plaaayer - Every wedding needs an idiot
Henry - To take Phil to task

Plaaayer! Surely one queen at a wedding is enough? ; )

Wow, so many funny people and all on one site!