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Something for the weekend!

edited November 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
A man went into the Job Center in London and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read,
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You
have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully
wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the
hair then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's
examination. "The annual salary is £85,000 and you'll have to go to Birmingham.

"Good grief, is that where the job is?"

"No sir, that's where the end of the line for applicants is right now."

God said ‘Adam, I want you to do something for me’
Adam said ‘Gladly Lord, what do you want me to do?’
God said ‘Go down into that valley’
Adam said ‘What’s a valley’
God explained it to him. Then God said ‘Cross the river’
Adam said ‘What’s a river?’
God explained that to him and then said ‘Go over to the hill’
Adam said ‘What’s a hill?’
So God explained to Adam what a hill was. He then told Adam, ‘On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave.’
Adam said ‘What’s a cave?’
After God explained, he said ‘inside the cave you will find a woman’
Adam said ‘What’s a woman?’
So God explained that to him too. Then God said ‘I want you to reproduce’
Adam said ‘How do I do that?’
God first said (under his breath) Jeez . . . . and like everything else, God explained that to Adam as well.
So Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, over the hill, into the cave and finds the woman. Then after about five minutes he was back.
God, his patience wearing thin said angrily ‘What is it now?’
Adam said . . . . . . .

‘What’s a headache?’
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