"I didn't have the support of the board at West Ham/Charlton/Southampton" (delete as appropriate)
"My recruitment record is second to none"
"I love everyone at West Ham"
"I'm (not) going to absolutely rape Newcastle"
"My ego isn't that big and I still believe in what I can do"
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Is it true that Geordie women don't wear knickers?
''I will play my best 11 from now on''
That should put the wind up the players who have fit wives!
*so that I can buy 15 strikers/attacking players and just keep Sol Campbell at the back with no help
"Chairman's done a lot for this club" which 'll go down well
I want to move this club forward to where they should be.
"...fantastic opportunity for me"
"massive club"
"have some very good players"
"attractive football"
Of course, I had work to do so I'd just count the shots up and then drink them once I got back at mine, but still. They'd get me pretty hammered.
Take the club back where it belongs
I've done well at every club I've been at.
xx year plan
good players
etc.
But I have a really bad feeling that sooner or later he's going to get lucky and NUFC could be it. Like Bobby Charlton said "I take as many shots at goal as possible, people only remeber the one's that go in".
I lived in the North East for a few years and I can guarantee that nothing will annoy the locals (Gawdees?) more than Pardew's inability to taak reet.
FFS!
that's what happens when you get a rolling 24 hours sports new channel mate!
Answer Pardew is following in the foot steps of that other great footballing brain Ian Dowie.
Pards must like December.
My Premiership record is amazing Tick
I'm loved Tick