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Alan Pardew Press Conference Bingo
dabos
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"I didn't have the support of the board at West Ham/Charlton/Southampton" (delete as appropriate)
"My recruitment record is second to none"
"I love everyone at West Ham"
"I'm (not) going to absolutely rape Newcastle"
"My ego isn't that big and I still believe in what I can do"
"My recruitment record is second to none"
"I love everyone at West Ham"
"I'm (not) going to absolutely rape Newcastle"
"My ego isn't that big and I still believe in what I can do"
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I've got a (?) year plan.
Is it true that Geordie women don't wear knickers?0 -
''This is a massive club''
''I will play my best 11 from now on''0 -
he will deffo mention everyone he has managed except us!0
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"Clean sheets"
That should put the wind up the players who have fit wives!0 -
'Transfer window opens in 3 weeks'*
*so that I can buy 15 strikers/attacking players and just keep Sol Campbell at the back with no help0 -
"FA cup final"
"Chairman's done a lot for this club" which 'll go down well0 -
"I was in a similar situation when I was at West Ham"0
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Charlton were as good as down when I took over and I very nearly saved them.
I want to move this club forward to where they should be.0 -
He'll mention West Ham.
"...fantastic opportunity for me"
"massive club"
"have some very good players"
"attractive football"0 -
Bingo is for wimps. I used to play a drinking game at his press conferences where a shot would be downed every time he addressed a local journo by their first name in an attempt to seem friendly/make said journo feel more important and thus think highly of Pards.
Of course, I had work to do so I'd just count the shots up and then drink them once I got back at mine, but still. They'd get me pretty hammered.0 -
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5 year plan
Take the club back where it belongs
I've done well at every club I've been at.0 -
It will be the same old guff that has seen this duffer squeek a managerial career thus far. You would think in the sane world he was unemployable but then along come Newcastle United!!0
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Same old stuff will be dragged out.
xx year plan
good players
etc.
But I have a really bad feeling that sooner or later he's going to get lucky and NUFC could be it. Like Bobby Charlton said "I take as many shots at goal as possible, people only remeber the one's that go in".0 -
I had to sell Caroll, I didn't like the way we played with him in the team0
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I'm looking forward to Pardew's first reference to 'Noocaasoow'.
I lived in the North East for a few years and I can guarantee that nothing will annoy the locals (Gawdees?) more than Pardew's inability to taak reet.0 -
SSN live in Newcastle ALL day for reactions to the news!
FFS!0 -
You forgot the end of that sentence, randy....'and he was going to kick my teeth in for shagging his Mrs"!0
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[cite]Posted By: creepyaddick[/cite]SSN live in Newcastle ALL day for reactions to the news!
FFS!
that's what happens when you get a rolling 24 hours sports new channel mate!0 -
Q What do Newcastle have in common with Charlton.
Answer Pardew is following in the foot steps of that other great footballing brain Ian Dowie.
Pards must like December.0 -
I feelsorry for the hard working conscientious out of work managers out there that deserve another chance unlike Pardew.0
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Massive Club ticked off in the first sentence.0
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West Ham Tick
My Premiership record is amazing Tick
I'm loved Tick0 -
Good PL record *tick*0
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Watching his press conference, he hasn't changed one bit and seems well out of his depth.0
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Already saying he's going to ask Ashley for more money to spend! *Shock!*0
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I honestly despise the man.0
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that interview is unreal... "it is my job to knock on the door for transfer money and convince them to have faith in me..." w****r0
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"I only heard about the job on Monday" Liar.0
