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Alan Pardew Press Conference Bingo

dabosdabos
edited December 2010 in Other Football and Sports
"I didn't have the support of the board at West Ham/Charlton/Southampton" (delete as appropriate)

"My recruitment record is second to none"

"I love everyone at West Ham"

"I'm (not) going to absolutely rape Newcastle"

"My ego isn't that big and I still believe in what I can do"
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    edited December 2010
    I've got a (?) year plan.

    Is it true that Geordie women don't wear knickers?
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    JTJT
    ''This is a massive club''

    ''I will play my best 11 from now on''
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    bloodnutbloodnut
    he will deffo mention everyone he has managed except us!
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    Saga LoutSaga Lout
    "Clean sheets"

    That should put the wind up the players who have fit wives!
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    ElthamaddickElthamaddick
    edited December 2010
    'Transfer window opens in 3 weeks'*

    *so that I can buy 15 strikers/attacking players and just keep Sol Campbell at the back with no help
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    carly burncarly burn
    "FA cup final"

    "Chairman's done a lot for this club" which 'll go down well
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    trickytricky
    "I was in a similar situation when I was at West Ham"
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    GRAY9GRAY9
    Charlton were as good as down when I took over and I very nearly saved them.

    I want to move this club forward to where they should be.
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    ScohamScoham
    He'll mention West Ham.

    "...fantastic opportunity for me"

    "massive club"

    "have some very good players"

    "attractive football"
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    liamhappeliamhappe
    Bingo is for wimps. I used to play a drinking game at his press conferences where a shot would be downed every time he addressed a local journo by their first name in an attempt to seem friendly/make said journo feel more important and thus think highly of Pards.

    Of course, I had work to do so I'd just count the shots up and then drink them once I got back at mine, but still. They'd get me pretty hammered.
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    Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe
    5 year plan
    Take the club back where it belongs
    I've done well at every club I've been at.
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    pilchardpilchard
    It will be the same old guff that has seen this duffer squeek a managerial career thus far. You would think in the sane world he was unemployable but then along come Newcastle United!!
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    gazzaddickgazzaddick
    Same old stuff will be dragged out.

    xx year plan
    good players
    etc.

    But I have a really bad feeling that sooner or later he's going to get lucky and NUFC could be it. Like Bobby Charlton said "I take as many shots at goal as possible, people only remeber the one's that go in".
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    randy andyrandy andy
    I had to sell Caroll, I didn't like the way we played with him in the team
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    Dave RuddDave Rudd
    edited December 2010
    I'm looking forward to Pardew's first reference to 'Noocaasoow'.

    I lived in the North East for a few years and I can guarantee that nothing will annoy the locals (Gawdees?) more than Pardew's inability to taak reet.
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    creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    SSN live in Newcastle ALL day for reactions to the news!

    FFS!
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    bigstemarrabigstemarra
    You forgot the end of that sentence, randy....'and he was going to kick my teeth in for shagging his Mrs"!
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    kinveachyaddickkinveachyaddick
    [cite]Posted By: creepyaddick[/cite]SSN live in Newcastle ALL day for reactions to the news!

    FFS!

    that's what happens when you get a rolling 24 hours sports new channel mate!
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    StrikerFirmaniStrikerFirmani
    Q What do Newcastle have in common with Charlton.

    Answer Pardew is following in the foot steps of that other great footballing brain Ian Dowie.

    Pards must like December.
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    Kap10Kap10
    I feelsorry for the hard working conscientious out of work managers out there that deserve another chance unlike Pardew.
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    LeaburnForEnglandLeaburnForEngland
    http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/translator/2010-12-08/watch-exclusive-video-footage-alan-pardews-disastrous-newcastle-interview
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    RedArmySE7RedArmySE7
    Massive Club ticked off in the first sentence.
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    RedArmySE7RedArmySE7
    West Ham Tick
    My Premiership record is amazing Tick
    I'm loved Tick
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    PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Good PL record *tick*
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    falconwood_1falconwood_1
    Watching his press conference, he hasn't changed one bit and seems well out of his depth.
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    PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Already saying he's going to ask Ashley for more money to spend! *Shock!*
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    RedArmySE7RedArmySE7
    I honestly despise the man.
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    BigfatpeteBigfatpete
    that interview is unreal... "it is my job to knock on the door for transfer money and convince them to have faith in me..." w****r
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    RedArmySE7RedArmySE7
    "I only heard about the job on Monday" Liar.
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    supaclivesupaclive
    http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/We-dont-want-alan-pardew-as-newcastle-united-manager/111798558888964
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