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Charlton players to deliver Spurs tickets personally

Henry IrvingHenry Irving
edited December 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
From the OS

"Charlton today announced that due to adverse weather conditions and to avoid the Christmas rush players will be asked to deliver tickets for the upcoming FA Cup sponsored by Eon tie with Tottenham direct to fans."

Lee martin delivered mine. Jinked around the gate and flower beds about 7 times before throwing the tickets into next door garden.

Any one else?
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  • GranpaGranpa
    Gary Doherty tried to deliver mine with his head. I'm still looking for it in the back garden.
  • ElthamaddickElthamaddick
    Semedo bought mine, smashed through both the garden gate and front door without opening either and left them in a heap on the floor.
  • GranpaGranpa
    Benson had my other one, but he missed the letterbox.
  • AddicktedAddickted
    Robbie Elliot delivered mine in a pink envelope.
  • Atletico AddickAtletico Addick
    Joe Anyinsah neatly delivered mine with some neat trickery backwards passing it into the letterbox, soon to limp away with cramp
  • LargeAddickLargeAddick
    McCormack was going to deliver mine but Parky didn't give him enough time to do so.
  • northstandstevenorthstandsteve
    Simon Francis did mine went to post it through my letterbox but it skewed out of his hand and went through next doors instead
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Lloyd Sam promised to deliever mine but he never turned up. Turns out he doing Leeds ones instead!
  • RalphMilnesgutRalphMilnesgut
    edited December 2010
    [cite]Posted By: Elthamaddick[/cite]Semedo bought mine, smashed through both the garden gate and front door without opening either and left them in a heap on the floor.

    He arrived late and the tickets are printed on yellow card
  • northstandstevenorthstandsteve
    akpo sodje delivered my sons, the gate was stuck so he had to go over it unfortunately he jumped to early, and landed on top crushing his balls
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  • northstandstevenorthstandsteve
    pawel abbott did mine for northwitch last year he was sooooooooooooooo slow I got them at Easter
  • falconwood_1falconwood_1
    I had the Mystery Buyer in the Shadows bring mine round....
  • northstandstevenorthstandsteve
    parky did NLA's but , NLA refused to open the door until he went.
  • GranpaGranpa
    Chris Powell has just delivered my next one. He is still running in and out of the front gate waving his arms in the air.
  • GranpaGranpa
    Sepp Blatter turned up with my last one, but I couldn't afford the £1,000 premium for delivering it and he wanted me to pay for his overnight stop at the Hilton.
  • GranpaGranpa
    Arsene Wenger has just tripped over the door mat, he insists he didn't see it.
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Northstandsteve delivered mine. I could hear him coming up the driveway saying that he couldn't believe I'd lived in the area for 5 minutes and he'd lived there for 30 years I was getting post my post before him.
  • HardyAddickHardyAddick
    got mine via the back door in a brown envelope marked Best wishes, Harry.
  • GranpaGranpa
    My Boss has just turned up with my P45 in the envelope, he reckons I'm spending too much time writing silly jokes.
  • LawrieAbrahamsLawrieAbrahams
    Andy Peake tried to deliver mine. He tried to get it in the letter box from 25 yards but it ended up stuck in the chimney.
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  • Atletico AddickAtletico Addick
    Nicky Bailey attempted to deliver mine from 12 yards out, hopefully i'll find it, a few miles away, before the game.
  • mendoncamendonca
    Pardew sent mine. They were addressed to the wife though.
  • kigeliakigelia
    Scott Parker was going to deliver mine but then the Russian guy two doors up offered him £200 for the ticket and he took it there.
  • SwisdomSwisdom
    Peter Garland was supposed to deliver mine but he turned up this morning with some red and white crumbs at the side of his mouth............
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Christian Dailly delivered mine and then asked if my wife was busy
  • LawrieAbrahamsLawrieAbrahams
    Derek Hales delivered mine. The dog was going mad barking and jumping at him. So he shot it.
  • northstandstevenorthstandsteve
    Denis Rommendahl delivered mine so I lamped the c**t and told him to feck off.
  • northstandstevenorthstandsteve
    We have our letters delivered into a basketball net above the door, Carl Leaburn delivered mine in the end he held it up well but just couldn't find the net.
  • roseandcrownroseandcrown
    [cite]Posted By: HardyAddick[/cite]got mine via the back door in the brown


    Really?
  • SwisdomSwisdom
    Svetoslav Todorov is due to deliver mine. He opened the gate a couple of hours ago and is making good progress up my 50ft front lawn
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