So, we're having a quiet family night in - just me, the missus and the two boys and we decide to play some Wii sports. The baseball games go well, we move on to the bowling. I step up ... STRIKE! Nice start. The missus steps up .... STRIKE! Though of a different sort.
The control has come out of her hand and hit our 3 year old just above the eye .... claret everywhere. A mortified wife, distraught older son and young one who wants to check out his cut in the mirror.
The wife is currently down A&E with the youngest and looks like I'll be celebrating midnight with my 9 year old alone .....
I HATE New Year's Eve. Always have and always will.
Happy 2011 everybody!
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Hope all is well.
But............. we have 2011 to look forward to and a new Addicks!!!!!!! :-) Yessss.
I hate NYE - am currently here with my gf half comatose due to getting herself all in a tizz - we went out, she was fine, then suddenly starts heaving (before midnight) and then she's in the toilet, i'm nearly thrown out due to going into the girls toilets to make sure she's ok. I get her home then she's panicking even more and calling for her dad when her mum, stepdad, brother, sister, me all looking after her. She speaks to her dad, she's all fine,then as soon as off the phone again, she starts getting herself into a tizz again.
Cut a long story short, as the clock strikes 12, we're in the toilet as she retches her guts up. Here 2 and half hours later we're doing the same thing in a bucket. She will regret all she's said and done in the morning.
FFS I HATE NEW YEARS
ps, supaclive, i don't want to trivialise your emergency but didnt want to start a new thread - again, all the best!
I've spent a good part of my life and a hell of a lot of money going to various clubs and parties trying to force myself to have fun but in all honesty the only one I enjoyed was when I went to prague with a few others.
Last night I was in bed at 10 watching grumpy old new year and I was sound asleep by midnight with my phone off.
I've just been out for a 6k run and now I'm about to have breakfast to prepare me for the drive to Colchester
Still hate NYE and "happy" to hear other stories like Tricky's as it really is an overhyped load of nonsense. If I want to party I can find a million better reasons to party for ...!
I was just about to score a cracking vollyed goal when my 4 year old grandson walked straight in front of me. Almighty whack to his ear, he screams the place down, Mum and Dad come running and I feel terrible. He's been going round for the rest of Christmas showing everyone the big black bruise behind his ear saying my Grandad done it!
I have always hated NYE, it's all a bit fake and full of empty promises, like the stupid concept of NY resolutions: next year we're gonna do this, the world will be better, we must all do this. Borrocks!
I always wonder how the homeless must feel watching that (ever so) spectacular (and expensive) firework display over the Thames every year. It's like rubbing their faces in it, being that most congregate in that area of London.
Well hopefully all the pissed up revellers handed out a bit of dosh to the poor blighters to compensate, but knowing London they probably gave one a good kick in for a bit of fun! Oh shit here I go again, see I hate NYE, I really do, it's so fake, like a lot of people these days.
This is the single biggest reason I WILL NOT buy a Wii for the kids, they're dangerous man. Every one who has one has a story like this (like the ones above). Not wishing to make light of the stories above BUT they are kind of funny: I volleyed my little grandson in the head, jeez, chortle, chortle
You mean the saftey strap that you put round your wrist snapped?
I usually dj new years eve and get paid a fortune, bar staff usually get double as do engineers etc on call out rostas.
Watched jools holland and sent one of these paper hot air things up this year and it was very pleasant
I F****** HATE CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR!