Bird on Page 3 of the Sun Today

Ketman

NO not that one, the one on Page 3 of the Cashflow supplement in the middle of the paper. I used to knock around with her when I was younger, she used to work behind the bar at the Castle Pub in Surbiton. She was well cute back then. Her thighs have got a bit bigger since then mind. Didn't realise she was now such a great Badminton player.

razil

LOL

I'm not sure I have access to that publication, got a web link?

Ketman

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2005300000-2007040738,00.html

Medders

Did you turn her to drink as well Ketters?

;-)

Ketman

Bless her, she was a young impressionable barmaid with a huge chest & little rabbit teeth, but a killer smile. Was a real cutie up until she was about 23 then she obviously went to Uni & took up Badminton. Think my mate might of done her, but he was a bit of a billy liar so probably not, she was far too pure for that.

MCS

what you mean this bird

Won silver or something at olympics

Ketman

That looks a lot more like the one I used to know many moons ago. She was well attractive back then.

MCS

she'd be bang in trouble if i met her! great teeth them, proper set of pegs too!

grrrrrrrrr

Medders

Stick her name in Google Images... loads of photos there...

MCS

i have, i'd smash her back doors right in i can tell ya!

DA_6

I can most certainly say that I would.

carlsberg

[cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]i have, i'd smash her back doors right in i can tell ya!

lol

Charlton Dan

[cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]i have, i'd smash her back doors right in i can tell ya!

Surely there's a joke about shuttlecocks in the offing!!

carlsberg

lol she can bash a cock about that girl i heard.

northstandsteve

She can shuttle my cock anytime.

carlsberg

you will never see her with a cock in her hand