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Gary Neville Retires

Not one of the most charismatic footballers of the modern game, but has been an excellent professional. A lot of todays younger players could learn a lot from him.
I wonder if he's going into management?

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    Heard that he is likely to be working for Sky. Co-incidence that Gray and Keys are outed and then GN packs it in.

    Top pro with a real winning mentality
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    RIP Neviller. We shall never forget you or your moustache

    Friday

    Put the cones out for Sir today and he glanced at me. Made me feel special.

    He never looks at Phil like that. Told Mum and she said I have to share but that's not fair because I got to the cones first. Moustache looks a bit
    thicker today.

    Saturday

    Won today but I didn't play Watched MUTV all night to see whether Sir said he missed me. Am sure they edited it out. Hung out with Rio untilhe told me to 'go away innit'. Will tell Sir tomorrow. Deffo not a penalty
    today - gave that girl Boa Morte a nasty stare after the game to let him
    know that I know. Man in wheelchair laughed at my moustache. Cried myself to sleep.

    Sunday

    Took Sir an apple. But Weasley gave him a bottle of red wine so he'll
    probably play on Tuesday. Creep. Went to Mum's for dinner but she tried to make me eat sprouts and then laughed when I banged my fists on the kitchen lino. She won't laugh again. Read Sir's book in bed. Coloured in moustache with marker. Looks manly.

    Monday
    Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent.

    Tuesday (early)

    Playing tonight so was definitely worth washing bibs for Sir. Looked at
    papers and I was in them again! Will put in scrapbook. So glad I said Porto don't act like men. Am really getting good at this mind games business.
    Photo on back of The Sun made my moustache look thin but Mum says it's just the ink. She says I look handsome.

    Tuesday (late)

    Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. It was a goal and we should of won and
    someone pushed me and someone tried to hurt Ronaldo and the girls dived on the floor and the referee blew the whistle before we could score and they celebrated in front of OUR fans and that made me so angry but I had to go and tell the TV that they deserved it (they didn't and I had my fingers crossed. Ha!). It's just not fair because we're the best team in the whole wide world. Have given Philip a Chinese burn for that free-kick and told Sir to sell him.

    Wednesday

    Sir not happy today. He didn't even cheer up when I gave him my drawing. Wonder if he'll put it on his fridge with the others? Saw a small boy laughing at me so held him down until he said that Manchester United were the best team in the whole wide world. Feel better now. Bought some ReGaneand put on top lip. Can't wait until the morning to see my bushy, manly 'tache.

    Thursday

    Phoned David to ask him to ask Elton about hair transplants. He said he
    was, "too busy preparing for the quarter-finals of the Champions League".
    Am going to tell Sir and then I'm going to fly to Spain and then hold him
    down until he says that Manchester United are the best team in the whole wide world. And I'm going to take back the Man United sovereign ring I senthim for Christmas.



    Update: Mum says I can't go to Spain
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    one of the best right fullbacks i had the fortune to watch in an england shirt
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    Good footballer (possibly great), prior to 2007. For the life of me can't see him making it as a pundit. Then again, Linaker wasn't very good when he started.
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    Great player, the sort you wanted on your team!
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    England have never quite managed to replace him at RB...
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    Was a very good player, loyal and a great pro. Can't argue with his record for titles/cups etc.

    England will struggle to find another RB who is as solid and consistent. Glen Johnson certainly is not the answer.

    Also still laugh at his celebration against the Scousers.
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    Im sure his dead Neville Neville is very proud..
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    [cite]Posted By: mascot88[/cite]Im sure his dead Neville Neville is very proud..

    Neville Neville is truly one of the greatest names I have ever come across!
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    [cite]Posted By: mascot88[/cite]Im sure his dead Neville Neville is very proud..
    In that case also RIP to Neville Neville on his demise. Coming so soon after the tearing of the dress and the whole messy face thing, it's doubtless been a hard time for the family.
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