I don't think this post will intrest anyway except 3 said people but I made a pact to do it so here we go....
It was my 20th birthday yesterday so me and my 3 pals Ben, Dan and Charlie travelled up to Hartlepool, we
left Bexleyheath at 12:30pm. I was the driver, driving a Toyota IQ. For those of you who are not familiar with
an IQ, it has been described as " the peanut " and " the washing machine "
Before we started our journey we formulated a rotation policy, swapping seats every hour, the best seat to
Have being the passengers seat, the worst being the seat behind the driver aka The Sod,
( Seat of Death ).
So on we pressed, we reached 3:08pm, my time of birth 20 years ago being 3:12pm,
we reserved those last 4 minutes of my teenage life for a particular song... Your Not Nineteen Forever
perfmormed by a favourite band of mine The Courteeners, this sparked emotional sing alongs and the
moment had gone, I was now no longer a teenager! We as a group then erupted into drunken Valley Floyd
Road, all 3 verses ! Following this was my choice of song, my first as a 20 year old, I chose the one and only
Live Forever- Oasis !
Many more beers consumed from the 3 non drivers later and the banter was incredible, 2 second Dave being
a personal highlight ( Reed ). We reached Hartlepool at around 6pm and straught to the nearest pub for a well
deserved pint ! More tequilas and beers down we headed for the ground. Somehow we were late to the game?
By this point we were all confident of our boys bringing us home 3 points, which our travelling party deserved
for the mamouth effort !!
The game did not go to plan of course, Doghead would have been weighed in by a certain Mr Reed. NORTHHH !
And so to the journey home, spirits were low, we needed something to lighten to mood and by god we got it !
Michevious behaviour from Reed and Ben resulted in us acquiring a 3rd passenger, a plastic herron, whom we
duely named Nathan Ecclestone, he was funny for around 10 minutes before being thrown onto the A1
somewhere, RIP big man !
The mood was lightened, until... 2 hours into our journey home we saw a sign, 57 miles to Leeds !! We must
be mad !!
In conclusion to this pointless story we had arrived home !
I really hope those Charlton players appreciate our effort and commitments, work today is not fun !
Anyway I wanna say a massive thanks to the best of friends Dan, Ben and Reedy I love you boys and thanks
for a quality birthday, except for the result I wouldn't of changed a thing !!
2 second Dave, HERO !
Ross !
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This is either the saddest or funniest sarcastic post on here.
Dunno, on one of my mates 19th's we shaved his eyebrows and he ended up having a deep heat covered condom poked up his coy with a biro
If you were to offer him the chance to go back and drink or drive that night I know what he would say