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Tuesday Cryptic Quiz

thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
edited March 2011 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
5 clues for 5 Chalton players

1. Cut short with one of Ken’s on top
2. Paint usually black here but green in the East
3. Oscar King gives us a reason to be optimistic
4. Muppet and Pardew approach no doors somehow
5. Nothing in Millwall’s ground. It’s going for one.
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  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    3. George Hope
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]3. George Hope

    One down, four to go
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    5. Deon Burton
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: thai malaysia addick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]3. George Hope

    One down, four to go

    That's it from me. My dyslexia kicks in and makes my brain hurt.
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]5. Deon Burton

    They're too easy. 2 down, 3 to go.
  • harveys_gardenerharveys_gardener
    5. Deon Burton.
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    [cite]Posted By: harveys gardener[/cite]5. Deon Burton.

    Sorry, Plaaayer has already got that one!
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    [cite]Posted By: thai malaysia addick[/cite]
    They're too easy

    I can assure you they're not !!

    Great questions
  • Low_EarsLow_Ears
    edited March 2011
    1. Ufton?
  • SwerveSwerve
    4. Gonzalo Sorondo
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  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    Ufton is not correct

    4. Gonzalo Sorondo is correct.

    This leaves

    1. Cut short with one of Ken’s on top
    2. Paint usually black here but green in the East
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: Swerve[/cite]4. Gonzalo Sorondo

    I still don't get it. Gonzo is a muppet and Al is pardew but what's the doors thing all about?
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Swerve[/cite]4. Gonzalo Sorondo

    I still don't get it. Gonzo is a muppet and Al is pardew but what's the doors thing all about?

    Sorondo is an anagram of no doors....wakey, wakey
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: thai malaysia addick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Swerve[/cite]4. Gonzalo Sorondo

    I still don't get it. Gonzo is a muppet and Al is pardew but what's the doors thing all about?

    Sorondo is an anagram of no doors....wakey, wakey

    Do'h. My brain just isn't hard wired for this sort of stuff.
  • DJ LeaburnDJ Leaburn
    1. Shaun Newton?
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    [cite]Posted By: DJ Leaburn[/cite]1. Shaun Newton?

    Correct!
  • Low_EarsLow_Ears
    edited March 2011
    2. Matthew Spring
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    [cite]Posted By: Low_Ears[/cite]2. Matthew Spring

    Good effort, but no!
  • DJ LeaburnDJ Leaburn
    2. Matthew Holland
    or Matty Holmes?
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    [cite]Posted By: DJ Leaburn[/cite]2. Matthew Holland
    or Matty Holmes?

    You'll get there soon
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  • DJ LeaburnDJ Leaburn
    If its not Matthew Fry, I give up!
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    [cite]Posted By: DJ Leaburn[/cite]If its not Matthew Fry, I give up!

    There's another Matt - the clue is black and green, 1970 is the era.
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Matt Tees !
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]Matt Tees !

    Absolutely correct, Sir.

    So the answers were......

    1. Cut short with one of Ken’s on top - SHAUN NEWTON
    2. Paint usually black here but green in the East - MATT TEES
    3. Oscar King gives us a reason to be optimistic - GEORGE HOPE
    4. Muppet and Pardew approach no doors somehow - GONZALO SORONDO
    5. Nothing in Millwall’s ground. It’s going for one. - DEON BURTON

    Five more next week!
  • creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    [cite]Posted By: thai malaysia addick[/cite]1. Cut short with one of Ken’s on top - SHAUN NEWTON
    2. Paint usually black here but green in the East - MATT TEES

    I know youre all laughing but I still dont get these two!
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    [cite]Posted By: creepyaddick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: thai malaysia addick[/cite]1. Cut short with one of Ken’s on top - SHAUN NEWTON
    2. Paint usually black here but green in the East - MATT TEES

    I know youre all laughing but I still dont get these two!

    Cut short = shorn (shaun)
    Ken = Ken Livingstone - kept newts
    On = on

    Paint = matt
    Black tea in Europe/green tea in China = teas = tees
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    edited March 2011
    too late
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]Matt (not gloss) paint and something to do with golf tees being different colours

    Golf tees being different colours, indeed. Go to the back of the class, Henry.
  • stonemusestonemuse
    Pity I didn't see this earlier ... I would have got all none of them ;-)
  • creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    Thanks for that
    Red Ken kept newts? why?

    Were they wooden or plastic tees?

    ; )
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