When the site occasionally suffers a fatal, non-recoverable error, catch up on some of the work that you should have been doing during the rest of the day and, indeed, the rest of the last 4 years.
Whenever the club is considering buying a player from a team in a lower division, they must be mercilessly slated and their abilities ridiculed. This should be done using a written style that makes it seem as if your whole life has been dedicated to following the player's career even though you'd never heard of him before and are just passing on what you were told by some bloke down the boozer.
[cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]Signings are DONE DEALS when announced on Sky or Football Rumours Twitter and there is no need to wait weeks for the OS to catch up.
39. Never make allowances for the old and infirm when they ramble or have an 'old-timers' moment'. This applies especially to steam train posts which always attracts an instant lynch mob, though gardening, allotments and books are acceptable subjects.
40. The ever popular 'rose tinted glasses' are available only from Oggy Red who is never without a pair.
[quote][cite]Posted By: Saga Lout[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: redredrobin[/cite]Every thread must feature at least one poster failing to/asking how to quote.[/quote]
Whenever the 'greatest ever Charlton game' is mentioned, all that were there will suddenly be transported back to a time when the stars were in perfect allignment and fondly remember hugging total strangers like they were close family!
... all posters must support their point by finding one (preferably obscure) example which demonstrates that the desired outcome is possible (eg Sunderland once got promoted when they were bottom at Christmas) while conveniently ignoring the fact that the opposite usually happens (eg teams which are bottom at Christmas invariably don't get promoted).
I seem to recall a time when we were regularly informed that 'Pardew always takes two years to build a successful team' and that 'Parkinson knows how to get out of League 1 because he did it with Colchester'.
Opinions formed as a result of scanning Wiki or glancing at a youtube clip carry as much weight as those developed through years of study
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Only Scoham talks sense about tactics. Everyone else is just guessing.
All new posters are to be considered potential WUM for at least two weeks.
AFKAs banned notices are the funniest part of the site FACT
Henry's right about AFKA's notes on the legion of the banned, btw....too funny to be tucked away out of sight IMHO.
40. The ever popular 'rose tinted glasses' are available only from Oggy Red who is never without a pair.
Anyone under 20 wants to stand at away games.
Anyone in-between don't go to away games because of money/work/kids/wife/mistress.
Everyone will ask why a thread has been sunk
Or because of the U20's!
Anyone guilty of using this derogatory term will be punished by visiting the PO every 2 weeks to collect the " old dear's" pension.
Good point.
This...FACT
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Cheers. What's a sticky sink by the way?
Anyway ...
... all posters must support their point by finding one (preferably obscure) example which demonstrates that the desired outcome is possible (eg Sunderland once got promoted when they were bottom at Christmas) while conveniently ignoring the fact that the opposite usually happens (eg teams which are bottom at Christmas invariably don't get promoted).
I seem to recall a time when we were regularly informed that 'Pardew always takes two years to build a successful team' and that 'Parkinson knows how to get out of League 1 because he did it with Colchester'.
Never heard of him.
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