New Terrorist Threat at Gatwick

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"A public school teacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Met Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction."

Southendaddick

If this was Net Addicks you would have had at least a dozen Titanic retorts by now.

They brought that joke out for the IRA.

AFKABartram

very good,

would of been better if you put it in the right category. I'm like Anthea Turner with the amount of housework i have to do on here :-)

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Fantastic - a joke forum. I'm going to have some fun in here!