Hazel Wood (Mark Aizlewood)(Jeff Wood) and her son (Darren Anderson) went to Holland (Matt Holland). It was bright (Mark Bright) and she went (Paul Went) for a Costa (Jorge Costa) coffee but it was duff (Willie Duff). "They are crooks (Garth Crooks)", she thought, "5 Euros is a fortune (Jon Fortune)". It did madden (Lawrie/Dave Madden) her. Hazel (Tony Hazell) was small (Mike Small), but smart (Roger Smart) though wilder (Chris Wilder) than when she was young (Luke/Dave/Tony Young). She bought some pates (Colin Pates) and some Pringles (Martin Pringle) and sat in a horse field (Arthur Horsfield). She loved the ferns (Phil Ferns) and every berry (Les Berry) on every tree. She hummed a song (Alexandre Song), but could only think of the spectre (Jon Spector) of a long (Stacey Long) spring (Matt Spring) and more (Graham/Ronnie Moore) summers (Johnny Summers) with her Welsh (Don Welsh) husband, Sam (Lloyd Sam).
They lived in a white house (Brian Whitehouse). Sam was a tiler (Carl Tiler) and a thatcher (Ben Thatcher) and used to work in the mills (Danny Mills). He enjoyed being a miller (Ralph/Paul Miller) and was in charge of the barns (John Barnes) - he liked working on his tod (Andy Todd). She was sure (Peter Shaw) her dire (Alex Dyer) relationship went wrong after Sam had too much rose (Mike Rose) and white wine (Steve/Ron White) plus a litre (Leroy Lita) of borrowed ale (Gary Borrowdale). There had been hints (Paul Hince) before yet some hope (George Hope), but she began to lose heart (Alan Hart) despite showing true grit (Steve Gritt) and being bolder (Bob Bolder). There was a bond (Dennis Bond) but she would remain sure she was right (Charlie/Josh Wright).
"Kits off", he slurred drunkenly. "Kits on (Paul Kitson)", she replied, but he quickly done (John Dunn) a shirt lift (Peter Shirtliff) and a mooney (David Mooney). She shields (Greg Shields) her eyes. "Willy's (Ron Willis) out", he laughed. "You'd 's (Eddie Youds) better stop this. You must, oh (Robbie Mustoe), you must", she said. "This burns (Les Burns) me inside. You are a bright man, but you should go to chapel (Phil Chapple) with a candle (Tresor Kandol) and hear the vicar read (Mark/Andy Reid) a sermon (Les Surman). You'll (Jason Euell) need to grant (Kim Grant) me some space. And, your breath stinks - have a minto (Scott Minto). Tut (Graham Tutt) tut". He burped loudly. "Pard' you (Alan Pardew)", she snapped "Sod ye (Sam/Akpo Sodje)".
She went to the kitchen and had some salmon (Mike Salmon). She was a good cook (Lee Cook) - she used to be a fryer (Paul Friar) at (Jim Fryatt) the fish (Mark Fish) shop - she used to order all the stocks (David Stocks). Sam then came in looking green (Rodney Green) and was now bent (Darren/Marcus Bent) double. He was not at his peak (Andy Peake) now. "I feel like a plum (Dick Plumb)", he said. He gave Hazel a garland (Peter Garland) and looked into her brown (Steve Brown) eyes. She turned on TV. "What's on (Gordon Watson)?" he asked. "Gavin & Stacey (Steve Stacey)", she replied. Sam fell (Les Fell) asleep.
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They lived in a white house (Brian Whitehouse). Sam was a tiler (Carl Tiler) and a thatcher (Ben Thatcher) and used to work in the mills (Danny Mills). He enjoyed being a miller (Ralph/Paul Miller) and was in charge of the barns (John Barnes) - he liked working on his tod (Andy Todd). She was sure (Peter Shaw) her dire (Alex Dyer) relationship went wrong after Sam had too much rose (Mike Rose) and white wine (Steve/Ron White) plus a litre (Leroy Lita) of borrowed ale (Gary Borrowdale). There had been hints (Paul Hince) before yet some hope (George Hope), but she began to lose heart (Alan Hart) despite showing true grit (Steve Gritt) and being bolder (Bob Bolder). There was a bond (Dennis Bond) but she would remain sure she was right (Charlie/Josh Wright).
"Kits off", he slurred drunkenly. "Kits on (Paul Kitson)", she replied, but he quickly done (John Dunn) a shirt lift (Peter Shirtliff) and a mooney (David Mooney). She shields (Greg Shields) her eyes. "Willy's (Ron Willis) out", he laughed. "You'd 's (Eddie Youds) better stop this. You must, oh (Robbie Mustoe), you must", she said. "This burns (Les Burns) me inside. You are a bright man, but you should go to chapel (Phil Chapple) with a candle (Tresor Kandol) and hear the vicar read (Mark/Andy Reid) a sermon (Les Surman). You'll (Jason Euell) need to grant (Kim Grant) me some space. And, your breath stinks - have a minto (Scott Minto). Tut (Graham Tutt) tut". He burped loudly. "Pard' you (Alan Pardew)", she snapped "Sod ye (Sam/Akpo Sodje)".
She went to the kitchen and had some salmon (Mike Salmon). She was a good cook (Lee Cook) - she used to be a fryer (Paul Friar) at (Jim Fryatt) the fish (Mark Fish) shop - she used to order all the stocks (David Stocks). Sam then came in looking green (Rodney Green) and was now bent (Darren/Marcus Bent) double. He was not at his peak (Andy Peake) now. "I feel like a plum (Dick Plumb)", he said. He gave Hazel a garland (Peter Garland) and looked into her brown (Steve Brown) eyes. She turned on TV. "What's on (Gordon Watson)?" he asked. "Gavin & Stacey (Steve Stacey)", she replied. Sam fell (Les Fell) asleep.