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Rooneys New Hair Do
Jimmy Seed Shooter
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What on earth has he done?
He looks like he has been scalped, is this the kind of behavour we expect from an England striker.
You expect womanising, roasting,using prostitutes, binch drinking, drugs and gambling, even sticking mobile phones up his arse is par for the course for todays footballers but having your head returfed. What is going on?
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Ha ha - what's binch drinking ?0
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He still looks like Shrek so what's the point?0
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Wouldn't have happened in Killer's day. He had more hair on his chin than Rooney had on his whole head.
Wouldn't like to guess on Killer's approach to the other behaviour mentioned...
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What's the point of it everyone knows his bald and its a sewn in wig0
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Hahahahahaha, only the bald know the trauma, dislocation and social disgrace felt by the folliclely challenged.0
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I heard Doyley (GlassHalfEmpty) had exactly the same thing done.0
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As a baldy - the way to go is to have your head shaved. The advantages far outweigh the disadvantages (accidents with my car's tailgate) and I'd shave it off if it grew back now.0
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Has Giggs had a lovechild with Rooney's missus then?
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If it's good enuf for Shane Warne, Michael Vaughan and Jacques Kallis it's gotta be good enough for Hairy O'Rooney0
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Apparently they've use Colleen's pubic hair - the success rate is far higher when transferred from one c**t to another.0
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Apparently they've use Colleen's pubic hair - the success rate is far higher when transferred from one c**t to another.
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Binch drinking? Is that what you do when your always on the subs bench and married to a bitch?What on earth has he done?
He looks like he has been scalped, is this the kind of behavour we expect from an England striker.
You expect womanising, roasting,using prostitutes, binch drinking, drugs and gambling, even sticking mobile phones up his arse is par for the course for todays footballers but having your head returfed. What is going on?
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Binch Drinking - its the latest footballers craze, its similar to Binge drinking but involves pinching WAGs drinks and necking them before they notice. Its not to be confused with Bunch drinking which is where a bunch of lads find a very small enclosed space to cram into and down their pints all at the same time. I hope this clears things up!0
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"returfed"! that is very bloody funny!
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bit of plastic surgery next i reckon - why stop with the hair?0
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Out of interest Bexley Dan, do you reckon you can pick a pass better than Rooney?Am just trying to gauge where you are ranking yourself ability-wise, i.e. better than Semedo but not as good as .............. who?;o)0
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Out of interest Bexley Dan, do you reckon you can pick a pass better than Rooney?
You love it really don't you off it. Good question. It's something i've often mulled over. Better than Semedo is a no brainer - i'll get back to you but don't be surprised if i have to go oversees for a comparable.Am just trying to gauge where you are ranking yourself ability-wise, i.e. better than Semedo but not as good as .............. who?;o)0 -
Just imagine how much more brilliant you would be if you had had top quality training from an early age?
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Just imagine how much more brilliant you would be if you had had top quality training from an early age?
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well we have to try to gauge it Bexley. My view is that you're one of the types that could have a fair crack at pro Footy but either laziness or overconfidence was your downfall well those or it's BS.0
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Cant be the latter if he has been trained by UEFA qualified coaches, Dazzler.
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Out of interest Bexley Dan, do you reckon you can pick a pass better than Rooney?
You love it really don't you off it. Good question. It's something i've often mulled over. Better than Semedo is a no brainer - i'll get back to you but don't be surprised if i have to go oversees for a comparable.Am just trying to gauge where you are ranking yourself ability-wise, i.e. better than Semedo but not as good as .............. who?;o)Ok then, I'll whack up a few names and you tell me if you're a better passer of the ball. Just answer "Yes" if you think you're better, or "no" if you don;t.Richard RufusColin WalshClaus JensenAmdy FayeScott ParkerOver to you.;o)0 -
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Too easyOut of interest Bexley Dan, do you reckon you can pick a pass better than Rooney?
You love it really don't you off it. Good question. It's something i've often mulled over. Better than Semedo is a no brainer - i'll get back to you but don't be surprised if i have to go oversees for a comparable.Am just trying to gauge where you are ranking yourself ability-wise, i.e. better than Semedo but not as good as .............. who?;o)Ok then, I'll whack up a few names and you tell me if you're a better passer of the ball. Just answer "Yes" if you think you're better, or "no" if you don;t.Richard RufusColin WalshClaus JensenAmdy FayeScott ParkerOver to you.;o)Richard Rufus - NoColin Walsh - NoClaus Jensen - Good Lord noAmdy Faye - YesScott Parker - No0 -
Cant be the latter if he has been trained by UEFA qualified coaches, Dazzler.
Dave Rudd?
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wayne rooney has all the virtues i dislike and none of the vices i admire, but then he is a self-made man who worships his creator!
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Out of interest Bexley Dan, do you reckon you can pick a pass better than Rooney?
You love it really don't you off it. Good question. It's something i've often mulled over. Better than Semedo is a no brainer - i'll get back to you but don't be surprised if i have to go oversees for a comparable.Am just trying to gauge where you are ranking yourself ability-wise, i.e. better than Semedo but not as good as .............. who?;o)Ok then, I'll whack up a few names and you tell me if you're a better passer of the ball. Just answer "Yes" if you think you're better, or "no" if you don;t.Richard Rufus yesColin Walsh yesClaus Jensen yesAmdy Faye ridiculous questionScott Parker yesOver to you.;o)0 -
Does Rooney shop at United Carpets by any chance? I hear that Rooney is gonna finish his career at either Barnet or Ayr United.
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