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  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    Marky Big, Tango.
    Friend of Biggy Smalls and Billy Smarts
    Do keep up!
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,273

    I don't want to haVANGO at him, but if he doesn't stay GELERT then things won't turn OUTWELL.

    I'm so sorry. Probably my worst post ever. Sorry again.

     

     

     

     

    I really am sorry.

  • Killarahales
    Killarahales Posts: 1,095
    This thread is a great example of why I love this site
  • Man_About_Town
    Man_About_Town Posts: 997
    Squad player. He's only been signed for cover
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    edited July 2011
    Just heard he has signed for a Spanish team, so he will have to tienda his resignation.
    We shouldnt carpa on about it.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 45,001
    His favourite song, "I can't stand the rain".
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,273

    Let's hope he comes with a range of storage options, a stylish inner tent and a gas powered fridge.

    No, sorry, that doesn't really work.

  • Rob
    Rob Posts: 12,104
    I would lean towards this signing
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    If he doesn't sign it won't yurt us too much.
  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448

    If we sign him it almost certainly means we will be going with a flat packed four next season.


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  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 45,001
    He could appear with any of 4 sides.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,633
    They say he's blind. Someone will need to show him the ropes.
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    Wait till you see our Marquis signing, apparently from Reading.. (too early in morning perhaps?)
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,804

    Let's hope he comes with a range of storage options, a stylish inner tent and a gas powered fridge.

    No, sorry, that doesn't really work.

    They canvassed a pole and have all decided that u boat is struggling here. :-)
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    Wait till you see our Marquis signing, apparently from Reading.. (too early in morning perhaps?)
    Surely he was a French aristocrat, revolutionary politician, philosopher and writer, born in Paris, not Reading.
    Are we really signing the Marquis de Sade?
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    They are called the Royals.. my vain attempt at humour
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    They are called the Royals.. my vain attempt at humour
    Yup, with you, just trying to develop a sub thread...you know he would be a rock in the back 4 (baroque??)...his interventions would be Justine time etc


    Now where's my cloak
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    They say he's blind. Someone will need to show him the ropes.
    He had better learn them soon or he will be in for a decking from his team mates.
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    His wage demand is big. Top of the earners I've heard.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 45,001
    Highly strung.

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  • AlexC
    AlexC Posts: 308
    None of these are funny.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    None of these are funny.

    Feel free to do better...
  • AlexC
    AlexC Posts: 308
    Never said I can do better, just these 'puns' are extremely unfunny.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 45,001
    Not as well grounded as Gazebo?
  • GoOnYouHaddocks
    GoOnYouHaddocks Posts: 1,072
    I've heard he's camper than Julian Clary.
  • legaladdick
    legaladdick Posts: 1,808
    Alex C said:
    Never said I can do better, just these 'puns' are extremely unfunny.
    So if they are 'extremely unfunny' but you can't do any better, you must be a riot at parties.

    Just go with the flow. 
  • The Prince-e-Paul
    The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,719
    i've read that he's also an excellent utility player and can be played anywhere, so if he's not a first team regular, he will be able to provide cover for the entire squad.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Never said I can do better, just these 'puns' are extremely unfunny.



    Have you seen the "We're still in fifth place" thread?

  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 45,001
    Sense of humour bypass is not funny.

    Back to contemplating your navel, Alex!

    ;o)
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    Never said I can do better, just these 'puns' are extremely unfunny.
    Your glass half full then?
    If I were you I would ask for my money back.

    Personally I thought the ''tienda'' one was absolutely top notch.

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