Bernard Matthews Turkeys

Chirpy Red

For years he's been selling us his bootiful, succulent NORFOLK turkeys.
Now it transpires they are bred in Suffolk. What a con! I feel really cheated.

Salad

Your HN51 Twizzlers just won't taste the same now!

Rothko

Still getting over the idea that there were 160,000 turkeys in that farm alone

Ketman

I had them Bernard Matthews Turkey Cheese & Herb Balls last night ....bootiful..!

cafcpolo

First the prostitues. Now the turkeys. The chances of getting a gobble in Suffolk are quite remote.

Stone

Very good Polo, watch it though, the PC brigade will be after you for that!

AFKABartram

LOL, quality !!

browny

lol Polo :-)