I'll start off todays' one.
The Pr*ck in the Chelsea Tractor who decided to shower me in slush driving his X5 at about 40 miles an hour about a foot away from me whilst I was clearing the snow from my car (I am About 100 yards from a school). Everyone else was driving at about 15mph, not that man f***ing p****. This is one of the reasons why I NEVER give way to any Chelsea Tractors on the road, cos they are the most inconsiderate drivers on the road FACT !
0
Comments
" Please place item in the bagging area"
I have.
"Please place item in the bagging area"
I HAVE!!
"Unexpected item in the bagging area"
SHUT UP!!!!!!
I live west, X5's and the like didn't/don't let anyone out at junctions and it's turned completely now because, everyone lets anything and anyone go, EXCEPT the chelsea tractor.
And now they are whinging that the resale values are falling!!!
:-)
HR, a Govt scheme for unemployable people
You think thats bad.
My 4 month old kitten decided to jump on to the bed last night. Looking all cute and playful I decided to let him on for a few mins whilst the FPO took off her war paint.
Anyway gets shooed off after a few mins only to find out that the little twat had wiped his shitty arse all over the fresh white bed sheets. So not only did I have to change them at 11.30 but also got a bollocking from the aforementioned FPO for letting the kitten onto the bed in the 1st place.
:D
(mine's is 2 litre diesel)
Seriously though since switching from and MGF to a Freelander Sport I have noticed people treat you quite differently, cut you up a lot, are discourteous, etc
LOL! I relate to your pain. Isn't cat shite the worst smell you could possibly imagine.
Razil mate it's got naff all to do with them being Gallon Guzzlers. It's more to do with the fact that most (not all) think that they own the road, people cannot actually drive the bloody things, take about 15 minutes to park them, park them in the middle of the road on a school run, drive them piss poorly in general, oh & drench me in slush in the mornings ..!
What till you have kids mate. Newborn baby poo is the vilest smell in the World ever... FACT!
: )
Funny how people treat you differently though. Had some bloke in a small car (a nova I think) trying to force in front of me from the slow lane last night even though I was caning it, with no space whatever to do so..
When i have to use it it is pants.
Someone please make a all terrain motorbike that I can do the knowledge on.
You're all wrong.
The vilest smell in the world is partially cat shit.
The TRUE vilest smell in the world is cat shit, mixed with cat vomit (as I know to my cost after one of mine was ill the other week and vomited so strong that he followed through on the fornt room floor...) Took 45 minutes to clean it all up - and this was at 2 o clock in the morning.
I wanted to strangle him, but the poor little sod looked so ill I didn't have the heart.
Also, people who are in the way of the section you want to look at in shops..
I want to do some system thing on my computer
Windows: "Warning doing this may damage your computer/blow it up. Do you still want to do this?"
Me: "yes I f*cking well do otherwise I wouldn't be trying it!"
Windows: "Are you sure?"
Me "Yesssssssssss and f*ck right off Bill F*cking Gates and leave me alone!!!"
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! God I find it irritating!!!
Early grave threatens. :-(
Signs up to anger management course!!
:-)
get a life you sad barstewards
use your loaf steve, i'm at a pc, water and electricals don't go together.
i wasn't, but i might do tonight!