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What is your Porn name

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    I almost wet myself laughing when i did this!

    Blame my mother, for both parts.

    Odille Molyneux.

    Porn star- somehow, i don't think so!
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    Mine's "Treacle Clark"
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    first pet i can remember?

    Jaws Slattery
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    Starsky Crawford

    That rules!
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    Dog Mitchell
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    Susie Hall
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    Chip Collins
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    hahaha

    lovecock and grewcock - got to be a wind up.
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    LOL, reminds me of the capture the flag 'halo 1' gaming tournaments as a teen. I used to do this with the porn star name generator on http://theporndude.com/ with dudes in my clan(I hated highschool back then, but now I so want it back!!!). Entering my first name ‘David’ in it, as a porn king, I would be known as 'Beavereater David' :D

    By the way, does Ron Jeremy ring a bell? The old man is like THE porn king, since 1972. He imitated Miley Cyrus ‘wrecking ball’ in an 'original' way. Guess only his 'name' still gets him some vagina, if you see his ugly face, but omg, that video on youtube was fucking funny :D

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I
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    edited August 2014
    No offence mate but that is a bizarre second post!!







    Welcome to CL by the way.
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    RomanKing said:

    LOL, reminds me of the capture the flag 'halo 1' gaming tournaments as a teen. I used to do this with the porn star name generator on http://theporndude.com/ with dudes in my clan(I hated highschool back then, but now I so want it back!!!). Entering my first name ‘David’ in it, as a porn king, I would be known as 'Beavereater David' :D

    By the way, does Ron Jeremy ring a bell? The old man is like THE porn king, since 1972. He imitated Miley Cyrus ‘wrecking ball’ in an 'original' way. Guess only his 'name' still gets him some vagina, if you see his ugly face, but omg, that video on youtube was fucking funny :D

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I

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    Maggot pipe
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    Flash Tango.................
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    edited August 2014
    Shep Eustace.

    If porn stars had flat caps and pipes that would be about right.

    Although apparently Eustace is from the Greek, and means "fecund" and "steadfast", so maybe pornier than I thought.

    Shep Fecund. Hmmm.
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    Furry Aldridge
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    Isn't it supposed to be the name of your first pet, and the name of the street you grew up on?

    If so, mine is Max Spray.
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    Fluffy Wears if it the family's first pet;

    Zigzag Fordmill if it is my first pet and street name
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    Woodstock Ausden if we're doing pets, or Woodstock Bellring if I'm a street, but for me if I do porn I'm Ken Shabby. End of.
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    If I go by current pet and home address:

    Brutus Acre

    If I go by first pet and road I'd be:

    Chips Balcombe
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    Frankie Mayplace
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    Thumper Somerville
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    Pongo Brookman - proper filth merchant ;-)
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    Fluffy Rose
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    Tibbles Hall

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    Trixie Tickford
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    Droopy Bigwood
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    edited August 2014

    Droopy Bigwood

    You can get a blue pill for that.
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    Rusty Beven
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    How many Fluffies on CL?
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    Sousa Vasiliev-Dobrov

    Worthy of an 'art pamphlet'
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