Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double dies

shine166

One of the most bizarre reports im ever likely to read....

http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/story-e6frg30c-1226137039122

A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.

Percy Foster's 3'6" body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide.

In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

Leroy Ambrose

"according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport"
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shine166

yep.. still one of the most bizarre things ive ever read

RodneyCharltonTrotta

Can't read it at work but from the title  did he die a goblin?

DRF

'I have already ordered... a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream,'

I call shenanigans.

shine166

Can't read it at work but from the title  did he die a goblin?

edited with story

Friend Or Defoe

"according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport"
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I thought they had stopped publishing, this is the best news of the year!

Addicted

Its a little sad

DickVanDykesDiscoDog

was he squatting then ?

why no mention of the badger family who had to move out as a result of his selfish behaviour

guinnessaddick

Is this what happens when you feel like a barger's arse?

DickVanDykesDiscoDog

why is this classed as "not sports related"

As the sunday sport featured the original article I'd say it's VERY sport related

tom_k

Is the diamond-encrusted Soda Stream now available?

Plaaayer

Unfortunately it only does half-pints though.

DickVanDykesDiscoDog

Unfortunately it only does half-pints though.

Lincsaddick

Dwarves are all over the papers this week what with the England Rugby captain accused of babe fondling and drunken, lewd behaviour at a dwarf throwing party. I wonder if Mr Foster crawled into the badgers set to try and save the badgers from being gassed or did so in order to commit suicide by gassing? ..whatever, a VERY strange and sad affair

kimbo

My award for best thread name ever

McLovin

A bit of a set back for the lad.

Macronate

There's more to this story than meets the eye, things are never usually this black and white.

DickVanDykesDiscoDog

Any proof that he was attempting to make a mountain out of a molehill
.... but couldn't find a molehill so tragically tried to use a badger den instead

Small wonder he came a cropper

Floyd Montana

Yes, DVD, that;s the long and the short of it.

UrbanChupacabra

According to Sky News he appeared in films such as HiHo HiHo its up your a**e we go.

Brilliant

ColinTat

I can not believe Sky News are that idiotic to print such amusing farce.  And people say Sky & Fox News are reliable media outputs?  I think they need to improve their typing and finger print technology.

UrbanChupacabra

 

I can not believe Sky News are that idiotic to print such amusing farce.  And people say Sky & Fox News are reliable media outputs?  I think they need to improve their typing and finger print technology.

Sky News link